I thought, seeing as how JCO is apparently the Messiah, we should have a list of little known facts about him, much like the one that extolls the many virtues of Chuck Norris. For example: "Juan Carlos Osorio is so tough, he swallows Doritos without chewing." You get the idea.
At the Frank Klopas outing last Monday J.C. was appalled at the lunch of a hot dog and chips, and that people would drink while playing a sport. I hear the new training workout is to be Russian Folk dancing. I want to see moves like that in a game.
Oh Ye of little faith. I saw him walk on water once. So what if it was a puddle in TP's parking lot, he still technically walked on water. Hope he can cure Wanchope of his lethargy.
For when the children were hungry, Coach Osorio fed them. When the needy were weary, Coach Osorio gave them comfort. When the cattle and the chicks of the farm did sound and prattle, Coach Osorio would raise his hand and there would be calm. When the wretched and the hated felt the pangs of despisement from the haughty multitudes, yet they would rejoice in their hearts as Coach Osorio would appear unto them and lead them in a game of five-a-side. Yea, to the highest of kings and the lowest of beasts came this Osorio. The true Osorio, the one who had been fortold. ...
Juan Carlos Osorio is the father of every kid in this town! Juan Carlos Osorio once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw! He'd eat a homeless person if you dared him! His poop is used as currency in Argentina. He did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran Osorio! Did I ever tell you about the time Osorio took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Osorio takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Osorio yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!' He taught me how to make love to a woman, and how to scold a child. They found $60 in change in his stomach.