Notice on the Metrostars site that they sell long sleeve jerseys right on their site. Why can't we get them? They also have pre-orders for their new jersey with official numbering. Are we going to have any of that? #1 Stunna I want a long sleeve jersey badly.
La Barra Brava has a jersey...it's not long sleeved but it sure as hell is better than a Metro shirt.
or that crane service.... whats it called? oh yeah Bob's Steel Erection "we get it up" is better than a metros shirt.
I once saw a van for a septic tank service that said "we're #1 in the #2 business". I always thought that was pretty funny.
Hell, "Titanic Swim Team - 1912" is better than a Scum shirt...although that would be an appropriate kit sponsor for them