Jersey and marketing ideas

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  1. mjlee22

    mjlee22 Quake & Landon fan

    Nov 24, 2003
    near Palo Alto, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    i saw a tweet about Gerrrard's jersey misspelling & had the idea that all quakes jerseys should be misspelled one game & then auctioned off. Someone else chimed in with Blingham, Goodsoon, Win, & America. I thought u guys (specially earthshaker & jazzyj) could come up with lots more. Then we take em to Kaval.

    748293709993697281 is not a valid tweet id
     
  2. mjlee22

    mjlee22 Quake & Landon fan

    Nov 24, 2003
    near Palo Alto, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    And uh they should probably be positive...
     
  3. JazzyJ

    JazzyJ BigSoccer Supporter

    Jun 25, 2003
    Eh, none of these are worth writing home about, but I tried...

    Shea Saltinas (a Mexican cracker - or if it's not, it should be)
    Shea Salinass (he probably heard that one in middle school, and not exactly "positive" anyway)
    Anibol Godoh (as in "waiting for.." - joke already played)
    Adam Yahn (joke already played)
     
  4. Earthshaker

    Earthshaker BigSoccer Supporter

    Sep 12, 2005
    The hills above town
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Didn't the Nats misspell "Wondolowski" last year?
     
  5. mjlee22

    mjlee22 Quake & Landon fan

    Nov 24, 2003
    near Palo Alto, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Exactly, that's what the tweet started with
     
  6. bsman

    bsman Member+

    May 30, 2001
    MadCity
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    We need Morjad to come up with the new spellings...
     
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  7. DotMPP

    DotMPP 'Quakes fan in Stumptown

    San Jose Earthquakes
    United States
    Jun 29, 2004
    SE Portland, OR
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Yes! They should be spelled a bizarre as possible but still sound like the real name... (but sound like the real name in the player's native tongue or 'murikan, that's the question)
     
  8. TyffaneeSue

    TyffaneeSue moderator
    Staff Member

    Nov 15, 2003
    Upstairs
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Qwincy, Windo, OnTheBall (Godoy), PairAces (Perez Garcia), Victory (for Victor), Dawkwins.
     
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  9. don gagliardi

    don gagliardi Member+

    San Jose Earthquakes
    Feb 28, 2004
    san jose
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    I encountered a fan at the Stanford tailgating with LOBINA written on the back of his Quakes kit. :)
     
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  10. TyffaneeSue

    TyffaneeSue moderator
    Staff Member

    Nov 15, 2003
    Upstairs
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Isn't that someone's Twitter handle?
     
  11. DotMPP

    DotMPP 'Quakes fan in Stumptown

    San Jose Earthquakes
    United States
    Jun 29, 2004
    SE Portland, OR
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    How'd they pronounce it?
     
  12. Earthshaker

    Earthshaker BigSoccer Supporter

    Sep 12, 2005
    The hills above town
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Livin LOBINA loca!
     
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  13. mjlee22

    mjlee22 Quake & Landon fan

    Nov 24, 2003
    near Palo Alto, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    We're all so lazy.

    In tribute to Wondo, How about putting an extra W in the names with W's or that start with a vowel or a V?
    • Dawwkins
    • Amarikwwa
    • WWynne
    • Walashe
    • Wictor
    • Winnocent
     
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  14. TyffaneeSue

    TyffaneeSue moderator
    Staff Member

    Nov 15, 2003
    Upstairs
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    And...Wintero
     
  15. JazzyJ

    JazzyJ BigSoccer Supporter

    Jun 25, 2003
    #15 JazzyJ, Jul 1, 2016
    Last edited: Jul 1, 2016
    ...or Quintwero.

    The Quakes have a stunning number of players with the letter sequence "in" in their names, which allows us to provide them with a "win". Can that be an omen? Is an MLS Cup within our grasp this year, simply by virtue of this astonishing fact??

    Alberto Quwintero
    Shea Salwinas
    Quwincy Amarikwa
    Simon Dawkwins
    David Bwingham
    Winnocent
    Marvell Wynne (OK, different spelling, but included here 'cause you gotta respect the Wynne / win homophone)

    Have we tried playing all these guys at once, for the ultimate "win power" (except maybe for Innocent, because, uh, uh, uh, .......yeah, you need two names to make it!)? Misspelling on the uniform, and it would be nuclear! We'd win by 10 goals every game. At least.
     
  16. JazzyJ

    JazzyJ BigSoccer Supporter

    Jun 25, 2003
    You mean David Kawval?
     
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  17. QuietType

    QuietType Member+

    Jun 6, 2009
    Sacramento, CA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I know, I'll show myself out...
     
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  18. staudio

    staudio Member+

    Mar 7, 2008
    Marin
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    how about putting a good team on the field and marketing that...
     
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