I could either use the 'buddy system' for safety and go see 55,000 Salvadorian hooligans in DC, or be Jennifer Anniston's 'buddy' for a day. I'll choose the latter, and in the meantime, give US Soccer a piece of my mind and tell them to go you-know-what themselves for promoting an El Salvador home match, but not the US Open Cup final. Traitors...
I was that guy that picked the soccer match. Here's my reasoning: I picture the match in an ideal world, where all the vocal fans are sitting there with me in the sold out match. Plus, I have the chance to meet some of the World Cup heroes and thank them for the highlight of my summer. Though she was in Office Space, I have never thought Jennifer Anniston was really, really ridiculously good looking or anything. This poll reminds me of a survey that I heard about last year. The options were one night with the girl of your dreams, or tickets to the World Cup final. Apparently, 80% of those polled (this was in the UK, I'm pretty sure it was Maxim) picked the World Cup. My girlfriend and her friends put me on the spot with this question. The winning answer: I qualified it by saying if the US was in the final, I'm picking the World Cup every time. Then I told her she was already the girl of my dreams, so it was an easy choice.
This ain't no World Cup final. It's only a friendly with a crap team. So my answer to the above question is to compromise. I'd take Jennifer Aniston in bed, but of course of the TV tuned to the soccer game. She and I will have pre-game, halftime, and postgame "activities", and she can cuddle with me while I watch the game. It's perfect.
wow I think the last time I ever got this much response to a silly poll was when I asked Big Soccer if they were going to watch USA v Jamaica during the Road to the WC (730) or the Friends 1 hour season finale at 8.
Thats like one of those automatic answers: Do you miss being single? no Have I been gaining weight? of course not, you look wonderful as usual, did you catch that episode of Sex in the City last nite honey? How do I look in this dress? Beautiful Does she look prettier than me? be honest. Honestly, you make Jennifer Aniston look like a hag (works because its highly unlikely that Jennifer Aniston will ask you that question)
I CHOOSE JENNIFER!!!! ... come on people... soccer is my life... but that girl is really gooooood..... sorry, but it is the truth...
man this is too easy...hmmm what happens if I change it to whe World Cup Final (USA vs Mexico) and all the free pass stuff, vs 1 week with Jennifer AND Jennifer Love Hewitt or Brad Pitt AND Tom Cruise (all naked of course) on Free Sin week??
Does it have to be Jennifer Aniston? Name the right woman and I'll take the woman over the soccer game.
Gotta go with the WC Final then. Heck, not even if it was the final, just to see the US play in Germany live, I'd give up Aniston. Although this decision would be much more difficult if Jennifer Aniston was standing in front of me naked as I was trying to leave for the airport. Would I be able to turn down temptation?
Personally I'd take that faith chick from Buffy The Vampire Slayer, but I hey I gotta go with popular opinion
I picked the soccer game, since the question said "Jennifer Anistan or Brad Pitt, naked, in your bed". It doesn't say who decides which one shows up in your bed - you might choose that option and get Brad instead of Jennifer. I don't like those odds. And anyway, I don't know who Jennifer "Anistan" is. She could be some real nasty, flabby, ugly 60 year old hag. Now Jennifer "Aniston" is fairly attractive.