Where's my favorite thread gone? Here is some joke i heard from the radio this morning: My phone company is WorldCom; My gas pipe is from Enron; I have insurances with Conseco; I rent communication line from Global Crossing; I flight United Airline; My internet ISP is Adelphia; I use electricity from Pacific Gas and Electric Co.; I shop at Kmart. And I am screwed in 2002! Happy holiday everyone!