It's good to be the Kozlowski . . .

Discussion in 'Politics & Current Events' started by cj herrera, Oct 28, 2003.

  1. cj herrera

    cj herrera New Member

    May 7, 1999
    Oakland, damn straig
    ...not so good to get caught, maybe.

    Just had to share this -- it comes from a Reuters story on the trial of former Tyco boss Dennis Kozlowski, accused of looting $600 million from the company for personal use.

    One mark against him: A $2.1 million 40th birthday celebration for his wife "replete with togas, chariots and torches."


    "Tyco footed about half the bill for the party in Sardinia, which featured an ice sculpture of Michelangelo's David spewing vodka from his penis and a birthday cake in the shape of a woman's breasts with sparklers mounted on top."

    I can see the ad now:
    Absolut Burning Sensation

    Full Article:
  2. Dr. Wankler

    Dr. Wankler Member+

    May 2, 2001
    The Electric City
    Chicago Fire
    Nothing says "love" quite like a giant frat party for your wife when she turns forty.
  3. Sneever Flion

    Sneever Flion New Member

    Oct 29, 2002
    Detroit, MI
    I hope he experiences the Anal Burning Sensation.
  4. joseph pakovits

    joseph pakovits New Member

    Apr 29, 1999
    fly-over country
    Re: Re: It's good to be the Kozlowski . . .

    What are you, some kinda communist?

    Stop this Big Government persecution of our hard working, noble, job producing capitalists!
  5. dfb547490

    dfb547490 New Member

    Feb 9, 2000
    The Heights
    This guy should definitely be locked up--but you gotta admit, that does sound like a hell of a party.

    I think a lot of this white collar crime would be solved if we started putting people convicted of these sorts of things in federal pound-me-in-the-ass prisons instead of minimum-security white-collar resorts (they should be so lucky!). The sentences wouldn't even have to be very long, 2-3 years would probably do the trick but you can be damn sure that after the first couple of guys started getting thrown in the pen, the rest would clean their acts up.
  6. BenReilly

    BenReilly New Member

    Apr 8, 2002
    Why not just poke one of their eyes out or chop off their hands?
  7. Cascarino's Pizzeria

    Apr 29, 2001
    New Jersey, USA
    There is a moral to this story.

    Make a ton of money so when you're fat, bald & old, you can score a hot, blonde thirty-something wife. Everybody's missing the bigger picture. :)
  8. striker

    striker Member+

    Aug 4, 1999
    What amazes me is that Jimmy Buffett got paid $250,000 to play at this event!! When was the last time he got such a lucrative gig?
  9. dfb547490

    dfb547490 New Member

    Feb 9, 2000
    The Heights
    This isn't Riyadh.
  10. He's In Fashion

    Jan 7, 2000
    Littlefun, CO, US
    West Ham United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    They'll just have to learn that the trick is to make someone your bitch the first day...

    I don't think that anyone has missed the big picture... The scent of money is a phermone...

    He's still fat, bald, and old, and a thief...
  11. BenReilly

    BenReilly New Member

    Apr 8, 2002
    Would you rather have a hand chopped off or be subjected to, in your words, "pound-me-in-the-ass prisons?"
  12. superdave

    superdave Member+

    Jul 14, 1999
    VB, VA
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I think we all know which he'd prefer.

    Not that there's anything wrong with that. If that's who you really are.
  13. dfb547490

    dfb547490 New Member

    Feb 9, 2000
    The Heights
    I take it you completely missed the references to one of the great movies of our time...
  14. Sneever Flion

    Sneever Flion New Member

    Oct 29, 2002
    Detroit, MI
    Yes he did. But that's the first time you've one-upped someone. Don't get cocky.
  15. diablodelsol

    diablodelsol Member+

    Jan 10, 2001
    New Jersey
    3 times a week all summer, every summer.
  16. Sardinia

    Sardinia New Member

    Oct 1, 2002
    Sardinia, Italy, EU
    :eek: :rolleyes:

    He didn't ask my permission.
  17. Michael K.

    Michael K. Member

    Mar 3, 1999
    There or Thereabouts
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Re: Re: It's good to be the Kozlowski . . .

    Permission?!? Forget that, I hope you crashed that mofo.

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