It's Expected I'm Gone - Transfer Thread

Honestly it realistically should be pronounced "hoel" but I wouldn't be surprised if they pronounced "Joel" like in English. In El Salvador we have loads of people with Anglo names, including myself and we don't put a spanish twist to the name. We just simply pronounce it as you would in English.

 

If we announce the signing of another teenager, I might cry a little bit.

 

Unless the teenager we sign is Neymar.

 

Which moron would invest in a brand that does not win? Your lot's logical reasoning should be a case study at Wharton on how NOT to build a brand.

 

I would never want that kid at Arsenal. I'd take Hazard in a heartbeat.

 

Just a heads up, Chelsea just had a bid accepted for Mata.

 

That's fun. Good for morale around here.

 

We sell Cesc for 28 million, in the meantime Mata and Pastore each go for 30 million plus. This si the reality we are facing and I blame Arsene and Gazidis.

 

Thanks, if you hadn't popped in with that we all would have sat here for days and never known.

 

Cesc didn't do any favors by being open to offers from other clubs

 

I saw the Mata to Chelsea go through on twitter. I'm not surprised. Nothing surprises me anymore. He's going to be huge for Chelsea. Hey, look on the bright side guys, in 5 years maybe Joel, Alex, or Ryo will be as good as him.........

 

I had high hopes for Amaury Bischoff, too. (ducks - only making jokes! )

 

Big Francis Coq-au-vin fan, myself.

 

He was fed up. He paid to leave Arsenal. That should be a clue to the delusional clueless.

 

We know Chelsea is always going to spend money, so whether it was Mata, Neymar, Modric, or all of the above, you always knew they were going to add bodies.

Arsene said Mata was a dead file days ago, so the news doesn't affect me.

I'm sure we'll add a body or two before the window closes. And while it's easy to criticize Arsene for his lack of spending, I'm excited about Campbell. He looks just as promising as lots of players who cost 10M more than him.

 

exactly if there was opening bidding for cesc he would have left for at least 50 million pounds

 

No one really wanted him (dodgy hammy) and he was sick of Arsenal. You lose!

 

va, va, voom

 

you live on Mars

 

Oh yeah...I forget. That is why he was sold for 30 million. And he paid some of that himself to get out.

 

Awesome. We are signing teenage striker Andy Polo from Peru!

 

Noooooooooooooooo



(Last one I promise...maybe)

 

He's the new Andres Mendoza!

Sorry, obscure joke for Crew fans.

 

you didnt forget, you just dont live on Earth or high on drugs. Both really.