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What will be the result of the Crew's 03/02/19 match vs NYRB?

Poll closed Mar 2, 2019.
  1. Win by two or more goals

    35.4%
  2. Win by one goal

    44.6%
  3. Canadian Win (née Tie)

    1.5%
  4. Lose by one goal

    1.5%
  5. Lose by two or more goals

    7.7%
  6. Berhalter's Bane: Win by two or more goals, <50% possession, <70% passing accuracy (worth 2 points!)

    7.7%
  7. "All inferior soccer is to be considered the enemy of the Crew, and destroyed!" - COACHBOT9000

    1.5%
  1. WhiteHartShame

    WhiteHartShame Member+

    Nov 16, 2008
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    As much as I love this, and the memories it brings back of St. Lamar and many former players, it needs one edit. Remove Tyson Wahl. This turncoat who publicly supported the move to Austin, and has relocated to Austin to work for pr*court, has no place being associated with our Crewsmas.

     
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  2. 110toyourleft

    110toyourleft Member+

    Jan 27, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I did it about a dozen times the past season and didn’t ever see anyone. My friend was “warned” during the USA Mexico game in Nov 16 and that was the last I ever heard.
     
  3. kgilbert78

    kgilbert78 Member+

    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    United States
    Dec 28, 2006
    Cowlumbus, OH
    Club:
    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I really recommend against this. Diesels can be very, very quiet--especially with a light load--and I've seen folks crawl under a stopped train, and you do not know if and when that train might suddenly move. Trains also cannot stop quickly. Too much momentum. Go around. It's not that far.
     
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  4. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Don't blame me. This is @Hamburgler03's fault.









    Mwahahahaha.
     
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  5. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Alas, you're cleverer than I.

    Although winning the CCC has chilled my rock-hard conviction regarding COACHBOT9000, my disdain for the hire shall never go flaccid.






    Penis.
     
  6. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    NO I'M NOT BETTER THAN THIS
     
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  7. kgilbert78

    kgilbert78 Member+

    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    United States
    Dec 28, 2006
    Cowlumbus, OH
    Club:
    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    KHT
    [​IMG]
     
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  8. chr1st

    chr1st Member+

    Jan 19, 2011
    Dayton
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Oh, my dearest KG, that would suggest I've ever been on the tracks.
     
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  9. 110toyourleft

    110toyourleft Member+

    Jan 27, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Well, yeah I don't recommend it to anyone either. And any response that I give about the pros of crossing tracks might be hubris. But to your point, the northbound trains have to signal at Weber for the public grade crossing (long, long, short, long toots). They do this at exactly the time they are passing the parking lot. The southbound trains have already passed Weber, so you wont hear that. Nonetheless, if you are gonna cross, I'd recommended relying more on senses other than hearing to decide when to cross. Me, I can smell them.
     
  10. kgilbert78

    kgilbert78 Member+

    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    United States
    Dec 28, 2006
    Cowlumbus, OH
    Club:
    Borussia Mönchengladbach
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The southbound trains are often the lighter ones (and thus quieter) as there are any number of ones taking empty coal cars back south to the coal fields. Those often are going 55-65 mph (I've paced them on I-71 on occasion). That doesn't give you much reaction time. But, as Jerry Pournelle once noted "Consider it evolution in action" (from Oath of Fealty).
     
  11. 110toyourleft

    110toyourleft Member+

    Jan 27, 2007
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Not if I procreate in the next 4 days and die on Crewsmas. TAKE THAT JERRY!
     
  12. Hamburgler03

    Hamburgler03 BigSoccer Supporter

    Aug 31, 2000
    Columbus, OH
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    All your rep belongs to me.
     
  13. Dan Milton

    Dan Milton Member

    Nov 25, 1998
    I grew up with a rail track behind my house. One day there were many people on the track. Someone was run over by a train. About 50 yards down the track all I could see was what looked like a burlap sack of potatoes! I didn't want to get any closer to inspect it!
     
  14. BigStern

    BigStern Member

    Columbus Crew
    United States
    Oct 2, 2018
    Columbus by way of Lima
    I added "from him" to the end of that sentence in my head and thought "damn that's one hell of a warning".
     
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  15. Big J 0526

    Big J 0526 Member+

    Columbus Crew SC
    United States
    Sep 8, 2010
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    and that's why we love you.
     
  16. Minnman

    Minnman Member+

    Feb 11, 2000
    Columbus, OH, USA
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Our group finally got our season tickets reassigned to the correct people! I was getting a little nervous.
     
  17. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite BS XXV

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States


    Too much Skyline?
     
  18. jack sticker

    jack sticker Red Card

    Rangers
    United States
    Jun 5, 2018
    Any Skyline is to much. Skyline is a crime agonist humanity. It should be uninvented kind of like vx gas. At least vx kills you some what quickly though.
     
  19. Big J 0526

    Big J 0526 Member+

    Columbus Crew SC
    United States
    Sep 8, 2010
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Can we also uninvent precourt?
     
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  20. Bill Archer

    Bill Archer BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 19, 2002
    Washington, NC
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    So wasn't there some talk about how Land Grant was going to be brewing up a special "Saved the Crew" thing? Since you can't buy "Glory" at the moment, I'm just wondering if they're dropping the ball here.

    Just trying to plan my Saturday libations.
     
  21. MFRONE

    MFRONE Member+

    Jul 24, 2000
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Just a few hours ago this was posted by Land Grant on FB:

    New Era, New Glory, this Friday we’re launching the first phase of creating our new @columbuscrewsc Supporter Beer. Just like the first time around, we’ve brewed four different beers and we want you, the supporters, to choose what becomes the new Crew SC Supporter beer. Try them on tap at 4th Street, Hendocs, Old North Arcade, and Ruby Tuesdays on Crewsmas Eve (Friday) and before the opener on Saturday, then join us in the taproom all week to try all four. Let us know what you think online, and the winning beer moves on to production status. Oh, feel free to toss us your name suggestions as well. #savethecrew #bemassive
    https://landgrantbrewing.com/crew
     
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  22. MFRONE

    MFRONE Member+

    Jul 24, 2000
    Columbus, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    To add the beer styles are a juicy pale ale, Brut IPA, black lager and an American wheat
     
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  23. Kryptonite

    Kryptonite BS XXV

    Apr 10, 1999
    Columbus
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I reckon Nicholas Cage may know something about vx gas.
     
  24. puttputtfc

    puttputtfc Member+

    Sep 7, 1999
    No,no,perhaps,maybe.
     
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  25. Ueberjames

    Ueberjames Member+

    Columbus Crew
    Mar 28, 2009
    Stow, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    There is an overabundance of IPAs. I enjoy a good schwarzbier, so the black lager sounds good to me.
     
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