As a devout viewer of the war, I have become both grateful for it's inevitable end, and saddened by the loss of the greatest entertainment late night television has ever witnessed. Each and every night for the last 22 or so days I've stayed up till the wee hours of the morning watching great television that no screenwriter could ever come up with. Heidi Collins, Lester Holt, Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf, and the entire FOXNews team have all become like a second family to me. What will I do when the war is over? I need this television before I can head to bed. So my question is, "Who's got next?" Come on, you Koreas, you Afghanistans, you Palistines. You want a piece of us, then bring it on. It's go time. When the whole reality television craze really took hold with the smashing success of Survivor, everyone and their brother came forward with a show of their own trying to capitalize on the money to be had in the phenominon that is reality television. In the same vein, now that the war in Iraq has proven to grip the attention of us Americans - even in the late night hours - someone needs to come forward to take us on in the next one. And if nobody has the balls to step up to the plate, then I think it's time to take the bull by the horns and just pick someone to invade. My nominations for that attack include Syria, france, The Koreas, and of course, Canada. Anyone got another suggestion? Is it perhaps too early to start thinking about our next game even though we're up 4-nil in the 89th minute?
I vote for Syria Lets invade Syria next. I don't like Syria. LOL Actually I think France should invade Syria. Get themselves some good combat experience. Send the Foreign Legion. Kick some ass.
As I've said many times before, let's just invade Canada and make it a national park. If you want good visuals and heavy artillery, I don't think it could get any better than an invasion of Pyonyang, the most fortified capital in the world.
Oh, and another thing, I think that after this war is over we need to start seeking out other wars that are going on (not that we're in, just wars in general) and embedding our reporters in those troops. I love that part of this war. So freaking cool. Aren't civil wars like rainstorms; There's one going on somewhere the world all the time? We could even start a FOXNews War channel where all they cover is third world civil wars. They could embed their reporters in some African tribe's naked troop masses as they avoid mass genocide by their neighboring rivals. Man, who wouldn't watch that channel?
How about Mexico? We already kicked their ass on the soccer field, lets finish the job and take their beaches.
He-he. How about we take over the Sinai, Israel, Lebonon and Syria shut all those people up once and for all. Shouldn't take more than a day.
You mean American right? Speaking of the English, let's invade and show them that we're still pissed they burned Washington in 1814.
Your statements regarding the Kettles will be duly noted, Senator Pot from Texas. Besides, South Carolina is first in line in the states-that-need-to-learn-to-speak-American list.
I say we take on Isreal and Palestine. At least if we attack them both, they'd be united in their defense of our attack. And bringing peoples back together is really what it's all about, isn't it? Dear rest of the world, You're welcome. Love, America