Because frankly I'm bored out of my mind: LINK en Español Where were you during the last Euro Cup? In the Netherlands and Belgium. In Brugge I believe, shooting that penalty. Is it me, or is this a stupid question....."where were you?"....DUH! Would you take another decisive penalty? Yes, that penalty is always remembered....it's like a big ass sword sticking in my back (translated "loosely" ) that hopefully will be cured this Euro Cup. With which teammate will you be spending more time? I'll spend minutes with all my teammates, but I guess more with Cañizares and Morientes, who are big friends, whom I know the best and for the longest time. Which Spanish player will be making THE difference? I hope it will be many players, the success of the team is achieved by all 23 players playing to their max. Which rival player would you remove from the Euro Cup? None. There should always be the best players present, and we should be superior (so we're able to defeat them) A success for Spain would be reaching.....? The ultimate success would be winning. It will be difficult, but THE success would be winning the EuroCup. Define Saez in one word Human and wisdom tsk tsk, that's 2 words What crazy thing would you do if you won the EuroCup? Crazy thing, none, but I would feel very happy, also for the supporters, for Spain, and for the people that love me. What team will be the surprise? If I could predict that, it wouldn't be a surprise. I would have said the same thing, another moronic question! What will you bring in your luggage? Many dreams to try and do my best, and to reach the maximum (prize) I would have just said my toothbrush, this answer is so much better Do you know who orangy is? The mascot of '82 He's talking about the mascot of the 1982 world cup in Spain, this weird looking orange: Your favourite food? Rice with tomato What? No caldo? The horror!...for those who don't know what caldo is, I laugh and point at you for having never orgasmed to this fantastic food! Favourite drink? Water What? No wine? The horror!...for those who don't know....oh. A movie? "La vida es bella" (Life is beautiful) Actor? Robert de niro Notice how the interviewer is a lazy fu©. that he doesn't even make complete questions anymore? Actress? Charlize Theron A book? "El Alquimista" (The alchemist) What's your hobby? My wife and my 2 sons Who do you admire? The people who try to solve the important problems of the world A place for vacation? Menorca What's your biggest quality? Let other people give that answer To be nice enough to not walk away from stupid interviews where the interviewer asks the dumbest questions, I would have been gone when he asked who 'orangy' was. Brand of clothes? Adidas And of cologne? The one my wife chooses Car? Audi What's your biggest dream? Winning something with the national team, winning the European Cup What will you do after football? Enjoy my family and travel a lot, to get to know all those cities which now I only get to see their airports.
No one ever replied to this great modified interview? I wonder how it would look if "the aforementioned genius" was actually present during the interview? Would it be Fisticuffs with the actual interviewer?