Insane overreaction thread (R)

Discussion in 'USA Men: News & Analysis' started by superdave, Jun 21, 2003.

  1. superdave

    superdave Member+

    Jul 14, 1999
    Raleigh NC
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The postgame thread has been hopelessly polluted already by insane overreactions. So I thought it would be good to have one place for all the posts from the little children who think that our B team losing twice by a goal to other B teams means the US sucks now.

    I'll start it off. Greg Berhalter should be castrated so that his genes no longer pollute the human race!!!
     
  2. mattjo

    mattjo Member+

    Feb 3, 2001
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This is the greatest tragedy not only in .S. soccer history, but in the entrie history of Western civilization. We lost by 1 goal to the 1st and 3rd place teams from the World Cup. Berhalter should never play again and Friedel should never play again after that gaffer at Liverpool.
     
  3. appoo

    appoo Member+

    Jul 30, 2001
    USA
    HEEEEELLLLPPPP I Just saw a cloud fall!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES OH THE HUMANITY!!!
     
  4. BerwynBlazers

    BerwynBlazers Member

    Jul 23, 2001
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    i can trap the ball better then corey gibbs
     
  5. mattjo

    mattjo Member+

    Feb 3, 2001
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Wait, I thought this was supposed to be insane overreactions and exaggerations?
     
  6. lond2345

    lond2345 Member

    Aug 19, 2002
    USA
    we learned that Bruce Arena's negative tactics (wait for the counter attack from donovan/beasley) don't always work.

    all the blame should be on Bruce not the players. He should have let the players attack against brazil but he rather lose by 1 than a bigger margin which is not the way to do things. They should have given it their all after all it is a small tournament and they were playing for their continuity in it.
     
  7. Knave

    Knave Member+

    May 25, 1999
    I would reply to this thread but I just committed suicide.
     
  8. odg78

    odg78 Member

    Feb 14, 2001
    North Carolina
    There's only one solution to this, ritual executions of all players involved in this travesty of a tournament.
     
  9. superdave

    superdave Member+

    Jul 14, 1999
    Raleigh NC
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    The terrorists have won.
     
  10. Mountainia

    Mountainia Member+

    Jun 19, 2002
    Section 207, Row 7
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    How do you know? I don't even think he touched those two in the first half.
     
  11. BWMcTell

    BWMcTell New Member

    Jul 2, 2002
    NYC
    It is clear that MLS competition is not good enough to produce players at the highest level. Fold the league and send everyone to Denmark.
     
  12. Timbers_Roberto

    Timbers_Roberto New Member

    Jul 27, 2002
    Portland, Oregon
    There is only one thing we can do: Move to Mexico!
     
  13. Dr. Wankler

    Dr. Wankler Member+

    May 2, 2001
    The Electric City
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    1) It's all the fault of those damn French. Hell, I'll bet FIFA is even a French word.

    2) Damn Portuguese ref. He was out for revenge because we beat them 3-2 last year at the WC.

    3) Hey, don't the Brazilians speak Portuguese? You know darn well they were making fun of us and fixing the game.

    4) This never would've happened if we had a foreign coach.

    5) My teddy bear's head just came off.

    6) Chris Armas is the cause of all our problems.

    7) We need Freddy Adu NOW!

    8) There's a searing pain in my chest and it radiates to my shoulder and down my arm.

    9) FIRE ARENA NOW!!!!!

    10) ARRRRGHHHHHHHHHH! Judy Foudy is laughing at us!

    11) Hey, does anyone know a website where the show you the proper way to tie a noose?
     
  14. elephantstone

    elephantstone Member

    Feb 12, 2001
    Harrisburg, PA
    Pathetic. We made those guys look like Brazil out there.
     
  15. Karl K

    Karl K Member

    Oct 25, 1999
    Suburban Chicago
    Gee, I hate to say this about my political formum nemesis...but this is one heckuva good idea!!

    Bravo to You!!
     
  16. fishbiproduct

    fishbiproduct New Member

    Mar 29, 2002
    Pasadena Ca.
    On behalf of the French government, I'll be
    glad to offer the entire US delegation political
    asylum in France.

    We do realise it isn't safe for them to return
    to their own country so soon after this tournament.
     
  17. Roehl Sybing

    Roehl Sybing Guest

    Actually, that was my fault. Didn't do enough shopping as of late.
     
  18. Fah Que

    Fah Que Member

    Sep 29, 2000
    LA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    We're all gonna die !!!!!
     
  19. miked9

    miked9 Member+

    May 4, 2000
    Philadelphia
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    We need goal scorers!

    CALL UP ROY LASSITER PRONTO
     
  20. BerwynBlazers

    BerwynBlazers Member

    Jul 23, 2001
    Club:
    Chicago Fire
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    tim howard should be playing with the hungarian national team, he doesn't deserve to be on the U.S., he gave up a frickin rebound before the goal was scored
     
  21. Melloblkmon

    Melloblkmon Member

    Sep 11, 2000
    At Home
    Club:
    New York Red Bulls
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Group Hari Kari anyone?
     
  22. Scotty

    Scotty Member+

    Dec 15, 1999
    Toscana
    The US should immediately declare war on France, Brazil and Portugal.

    If FIFA has a problem with it we blame it on WMDs. Or Gregg Berhalter.
     
  23. cisco39

    cisco39 Member

    May 27, 2003
    Austin, TX
    Freddy Adu has gotten slow and predictable. We have only one man to turn to ........ Preki!
     
  24. bigredfutbol

    bigredfutbol Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 5, 2000
    Woodbridge, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Jim Rome is laughing at us!
     
  25. Roehl Sybing

    Roehl Sybing Guest

    After watching US-Brazil, Frank DeFord is now writing a book entitled "Three and Out: Why Soccer Must Be Played With the Hands".
     

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