In which we yet again post yet another ten thousand plus interesting or amusing -or neither- tweets

Trump isn’t in the Senate.

But JD is. I’m sure he made an impassioned speech in favor of protecting IVF before his vote.

 

See ladies, it’s not so easy is it? pic.twitter.com/V40AIl399I

— RyanFJBLGB🇺🇸🦅 (@RyanPatrick1991) September 16, 2024

 

Good on Buden, and also FTFNYT

History has just been made with far too little acknowledgment:

President Biden sat down with The Washington Blade — marking the first time a sitting president has given an exclusive interview to an LGBTQ+ news outlet.

Read the president's full conversation with Christopher…

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) September 16, 2024

 

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Still not the flex you think it is.

If it's an issue, a guy can just f*cking sit down. Or, actually clean up after hisself.

 

lmao just the 'Battleground States?' Oh so she can...accurately...call him a Nazi-coddling rapist in Brooklyn then? How about Kansas?

God you guys suck at this. Just ask her to take her name off the ballot in Michigan next time. https://t.co/tr6PyF8LMz

— zeddy (@Zeddary) September 17, 2024

 

NBC News: "The first graders who survived Sandy Hook will vote in their first presidential election"

"They are hoping to turn the tide by electing Vice President Kamala Harris as president."

"It's a no-brainer for me," said survivor Lilly Wasilnak, 18.https://t.co/3DXztoZ0dp

— Ian Sams (@IanSams) September 15, 2024

 

“new position”

Obviously, Trump was the one who capped the SALT deductions in the TCJA. So this is a new position for him

— Reese Gorman (@reesejgorman) September 17, 2024

 

As always, I stand with truth

The difference:

The upsetting things said by Trump and Vance are not true.

The upsetting things said about Trump and Vance are true.

Trump really did mount a violent coup against the Constitution. He and his relatives really did take bribes in office, including from foreign…

— David Frum (@davidfrum) September 17, 2024

 

Good for her.

There will be more questions on "what will you *do* about [problem X, Y, Z.]"

Fewer questions about "how will you handle criticism that..." or "what do you say about polls showing..."

The terms she would prefer. And most of the voters. pic.twitter.com/2a9Tl3Eip9

— James Fallows (@JamesFallows) September 17, 2024

 

Quoting a Trump tweet which is tantamount to calling for his assassination according to Junior Divan

Donald Trump called for the “termination” of the Constitution#ConstitutionDay pic.twitter.com/gzuR1uSoXk

— Kamala HQ (@KamalaHQ) September 17, 2024

 

This isn’t the Harris poll you remember, this is Mark Penn’s joint now. He’s been significantly pro Trump, so Harris +4 means it’s panic time for Team Trump

#NEW national poll (with leaners, rounded)

🔵 Harris: 52% (+3 rounded)
🔴 Trump: 48%

HarrisX | Sept. 11-13 | N=3,018RV pic.twitter.com/KyJpYGnR4y

— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) September 17, 2024

 

Opinion | Kamala Harris seems to think she can just inherit the presidency from Biden. But no one should ever just inherit an important job.

by A. G. Sulzberger

— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) September 17, 2024

 

I think its humor and you need to learn to laugh. Is everything an issue with you?

 

How exactly does a President cut the price of car insurance?
Does he intend to have the the federal government take over the insurance industry? https://t.co/WmoZv8v9xz

— Stephanie Ruhle (@SRuhle) September 17, 2024

 

Strong reichstag fire vibes here.

What a moral degenerate JD is.

"on your team" https://t.co/jXYw7U1bwM

— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) September 17, 2024

 

Vance declared: “We cannot tell the American people that one candidate is a fascist…”

He said this, just three days after Trump said of Kamala Harris: 'She's A Marxist, Communist, Fascist, Socialist.”

The gaslighting. It burns.https://t.co/kzM4TjUlLW pic.twitter.com/kZp3BF3GEE

— Charlie Sykes (@SykesCharlie) September 17, 2024

 

So now we are worried about controlling prices...

 

But wait, didn't Obama make a big deal of it and blame the Republicans and immediately send out a fundraising appeal, because I hear that's what Presidents should do at such moments https://t.co/zO7gg139Qs

— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) September 17, 2024

 

The news system we have is not designed for human understanding. It's designed to produce content every day.

That's one part of the reason. https://t.co/SqDOMGdlFX

— Jay Rosen (@jayrosen_nyu) September 17, 2024

 

Yeah, really fvcking too bad if someone takes Trump at his word and decides "better him than me."

 

Not IVF, he's a leader on fertilization. And if you're now picturing Trump fertilizing, it's not my fault.

 

I think he means he will raise insurance costs by 36%.

 

Tariffs. When in doubt, the answer is Tariffs.

 

Been laughing at you for weeks!

 

Oh. If you thought it was funny, well, this would be the thread.

It wasn't. I think guys who piss all over the toilet seat and then are too lazy to clean up after themselves, or take delight in refusing to do so because they love annoying their girlfriends, are shits. YMMV.