In which we yet again post yet another ten thousand plus interesting or amusing -or neither- tweets

Not for me...

It's an observation

 

Extratroof

 

The best part is the latter was training, like seriously training in combat sports. Musk meanwhile, probably hasn't exercised since 1998.

 

More lazy — Less lazy

White > not white
Men > women
BigSoccer posters > most everyone else

 

Molly&Ketamine-fueled raves don’t count?

 

I once saw a Subaru Outback with a Romney sticker.

I just saw a giant pickup in Scottsdale with a huge USA flag ornament on their trailer hitch. I looked up at the back window only to find a Harris for president sticker there. Huh.

— Jean-Michel Connard 좆됐어 (@torriangray) September 13, 2024

 

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Why is the leopard eating my face when I liked her?

"'I never thought Laura Loomer would be racist to MY race,' sobs man who agrees with most of the racist lady’s other posts pic.twitter.com/JDXQIESXen

— christoph (@Halalcoholism) September 12, 2024

 

My favorite memory of that is when Elon was still bluffing and hoping Zuck would back out was saying something like - “I trained in no rules street fighting.”

Like there are sanctioned, officiated street fights. He made the right call backing out.

 

“they’re doing transgender surgeries on illegal aliens” is just the plot of The Rocky Horror Picture Show

— 𝐠 (@maybegabrielle) September 11, 2024

 

It reminds me of my favorite TV show—“The Otter Limits”

 

No, see, the joke is that her boyfriend is a professional athlete who weighs like 250. He’d literally kill Elon.

Explaining it killed it of course.

 

She lacks the courage of her convictions. She's a sellout to her people, or whoever's left of 'em since we quit hunting and gathering

 

It was the Swedes in Dallas. Even though Denmark were European champions at that time, we failed to qualify for the US World Cup. Worst year of my life.

 

Everyone thinks the Carolina Panthers is going to be one of the worst teams in the league this year. That’s a conspiracy too.

If the entire world is in on a conspiracy, can you still call it a conspiracy? Or it is “reality”?https://t.co/A8MMMUShRq

— Patrick Chovanec (@prchovanec) September 12, 2024

 

😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/vyaS4aK9WJ

— Nurse Ashley 💁🏼‍♀️✨ (@TheBlondeRN) September 11, 2024

 

She's just after the Jewish vote, there...

 

Dude, I know all too well who Travis Kelce is.
The idea that two men should have a fight to get a woman as a “prize” ispretty antiquated to say the least and there is nothing funny there. It is ********ing pretty backward.

 

Alternate reality. Earth 666 works too.

 

It is as been mentioned on here Republicans demanding Democrats take down Trump all the while Republicans claim they have no agency and demonize democrats for it.

 

Yeah. Lame joke. But your, and others, outrage is entirely linked with dislike of the poster.

If ceezmad had made this joke, nobody would have responded. Which, honestly, would have been the best way to discourage these lame jokes from being repeated.

 

The fact that on the day he made the patriarchal sexist "joke" he was trying to police the comments of minorities for being racist certainly played a part, but it was very patriarchal nonetheless and deserved to be called out, similar to how people called out Elon Musk for telling her she could have his sperm.