In which we yet again post yet another ten thousand plus interesting or amusing -or neither- tweets

Jogger's lucky she didn't get shrewed...

 

“I had a great debate! More and more people are recognizing that! Also, the people who ran the debate in which I was the awesomest awesome that ever awesomed, they and all of their colleagues should be fired! There is no cognitive dissonance here!”

 

Millions of Americans taking a six minute chicken salad with grapes break every ten minutes... Nothing would make it to the grocery stores

 

Pretty much, but we all knew anyway

 

Don’t you mean ex-Marine?

<runs out of room, giggling>

 

She probably played possum

 

LOL. I swear, sometimes reading your posts is like diving into Blonde in Blonde. Both you and Dylan have these stock characters/images/cliches that are inscrutable to the rest of us.

 

JD Vance on CNBC says that if immigration was the path to prosperity, then "America would be the most prosperous country in the world." (Who wants to tell him ... ) pic.twitter.com/XY9RDUlvjo

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 12, 2024

 

Yes! Men of Illinois - please save your women from immodest dress, the gays and cussing by giving away your Taylor Swift tickets and paraphernalia to the godless witches of the Illinois Swifty universe! They will be happy to take these instruments of Satan off your hands! Quick! pic.twitter.com/AkK3fj4GLJ

— Anne Caprara (@anacaprana) September 11, 2024

 

I can't stress this enough: no they don't. In politics there's often a massive gap between what people say they want and what they actually want. There is nobody on the planet less interested in policy details than the "undecided voter." pic.twitter.com/Z7o4CTGgHR

— Christopher Ingraham🦗 (@_cingraham) September 11, 2024

I'm sure Pennsylvania retirees Bob and Sharon are spending hours poring over CBPP white papers, like come on

— Christopher Ingraham🦗 (@_cingraham) September 11, 2024

 

The rest of all of you, or just you and Q*Belch?
Maybe your scrutinizer isn't big enough

 

Absolutely fascinating.

Google searches for voter registration spiked during debate when Trump gave awful answer to January 6th question (whether he has any regret for what he did that day) and Harris called him out for it.@OutFrontCNN rolls tape and shows chart.

cc: @pbump pic.twitter.com/ScuviL8uE8

— Ryan Goodman (@rgoodlaw) September 12, 2024

 

OK then what does that phrase mean? Tell us.

 

Loose translation: the majority of White Americans aren't ready for that level of labor. This was plain and it is, as always, well-intended, but some here are easily offended by benign posts.

I'd advise you to ignore the voices demanding you take action, lol

Oh, and "us" really means just you. Everyone else got the implication and agreed.

 

Trump's all about American Carnage.

Since he's the only one bigly enough to protect us, you know. Vance is just toeing the line.

 

Wow, that’s pretty racist.

Apparently in your world there are no black un or underemployed black people in Ohio. Or anywhere closer to Ohio than Haiti.

All yall repping his racist posts are telling us who you are. Noted.

And that’s why I continue to point out that a handful of posters here only despise Trump because they think he has the wrong enemies.

 

Bye, man. This is a debate you can have with your mirror... and probably better that way

 

We fvking are.

Case in point.

In 2007, the UK had higher GDP per capita ($50K) than the US ($48K).

Now (2022) ours is $76K and theirs is $46K! (Source: World Bank)

Their economy has actually shrunk on a per-head basis. And stuff like this is going to make the gap bigger:https://t.co/n2oFwUzbVB

— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) September 12, 2024

 

Castor oil comes from a bean. Castoreum comes from sacs at the base of a beaver's tail. When you kill a beaver you cut out the sacs, dry and age them, and then make an extract using hot alcohol. This is sometimes used in making fake vanilla, but usually in perfumes.

The main use of castor oil is in old Bugs Bunny cartoons where they pretend it makes you throw up, but really it gives you explosive diarrhea.

 

I'm beginning to think if someone told a NYT reporter that "I haven't decided whether I'm voting for Trump because Harris is an n***** or because she is a b****," that person will be quoted in the next article as an "undecided voter."

 

Well, if America isn't in the shitter, then there's no reason to replace the Democrats. Therefore, American must be shitty enough for "us" to save it. Hence the second "A" in MAGA.

That's partly why their strategy is 1) to insist that this is a miserable place to be and 2) to blame others for our misery. It's worked in the past.

What could possibly go wrong?

 

For those who don't know, the Croat word for "Wikipedia" is "Pejic."

 

Someone wanted to know something. I can't leave them hanging.