In which we yet again post yet another ten thousand plus interesting or amusing -or neither- tweets

That’s otterly terrible.

 

Toxoplasma gondii is a danger to our democracy

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) September 11, 2024

 

You’ll enjoy this, trust me. If you’re in a hurry, skip to like 30 seconds.

Watch this 🔥 Stephen Miller completely melts down after being caught floating fake crime figures from the Maduro dictatorship in Venezuela pic.twitter.com/4dZT8fm6N1

— Mike Madrid (@madrid_mike) September 11, 2024

 

Gacy never murdered an entire presidential campaign, so there’s that … https://t.co/DN31OOKhYj

— Mario Nicolais (@MarioNicolaiEsq) September 11, 2024

 

The irony of this statement is off the fucking charts.

— Immanuel (@antiscarcity) September 11, 2024

 

Meanwhile in Springfield pic.twitter.com/Zb65kSOZsL

— Hughes-on-the-Wold (@NotThatHughes) September 11, 2024

 

Our newest ad just dropped pic.twitter.com/DfM044iZ8s

— Kamala HQ (@KamalaHQ) September 11, 2024

I don’t think this kind of thing directly moves any votes. But the swagger of her twitter account keeps me energized, fired up.

I hope one of the Halloween segments is about murdered pets coming back to life.

 

Dam.

 

That's beaver, not otters.

 

Metal Gear reference and a great game.

And Trump talking about the whole thing would be hilarious.

"His name was Liquid Snake, and they all went by these names. But Liquid Snake, he must be the leader because he's called that. Then there was this man, just wheezing, named Psycho Mantis, who told me to put my controller on the floor. And a ninja that turned invisible. And a giant tank called Metal Gear. And I told Liquid, that Metal Gear is terrible name and his friend Raven agreed."

https://t.co/ZeAqFXV6oX pic.twitter.com/4vyTbknssL

— wewm (@wewmoid3) September 11, 2024

 

Imagine being Glenn Kessler. He is very highly paid. He has a very prestigious job. He’s kinda sorta famous.

And his job is to call out Harris for using “brilliant” rather than “genius.”

He either has less self awareness than Trump, or he is a very stupid ************************.

Way to keep her honest @GlennKesslerWP 🙄... goes to show the level to which "fact checkers" need to nitpick Harris while Trump is like "der, the bad people are eating your pets and insurrectionists are hostages, der" pic.twitter.com/t4Qg1mHxGL

— scary lawyerguy (@scarylawyerguy) September 11, 2024

 

“We are the New York Times. We are a great and powerful institution. We sent out our highly paid reporters, and they reported that different people have different ideas and beliefs.

May we have our Pulitzer now?”

Instead of yapping about "dueling visions" of America, our finest journalists should be telling us which vision conforms with reality and which one doesn't. https://t.co/xj8SZanAyi

— Dan Froomkin (PressWatchers.org) (@froomkin) September 11, 2024

 

What could possibly have been the point of this article? The morning after the debate, they wrote an article pointing out that the future hasn’t happened yet. Thank you, sophomore philosophy student.

It sure as hell should matter. https://t.co/l0vr5YyI01 pic.twitter.com/1NeWvln2Nn

— Dan Froomkin (PressWatchers.org) (@froomkin) September 11, 2024

 

a note to political media: undecided voters aren't what matter post debate. what matters is motivating people who are already for you to vote and get others to vote. interviewing undecided voters is a complete waste of time: they either won't vote or aren't being honest.

— Matthew Dowd (@matthewjdowd) September 11, 2024

This....100%..... they either won't vote or aren't being honest.

 

No need to badger him about it.

 

I saw this lady say there are 3 groups that are put in the undecided bag. People that are lying, people so low information they do t pay attention til the Sunday before and people who have a lot to say but can't be arsed to vote (wife's friend whole family have never voted. Like mom is in 50s, friend and sis in late 30s and have never votes.)

 

Fair point -- you'd have to be a former Marine to appreciate the joke.

 

your pet is more likely to be shot in the face by a Republican governor than be eaten by an immigrant

— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) September 11, 2024

 

Like someone said upthread, they are probably here illegally from Canada, millions of them, pouring across our wide-open borders.

 

Is that where castor oil comes from? Rendered beaver?