In which we yet again post yet another ten thousand plus interesting or amusing -or neither- tweets

Census Bureau reports a big jump in median family income in 2023 -- too bad the media can't find out about it https://t.co/rsQgoxkZcc

— Dean Baker (@DeanBaker13) September 10, 2024

 

This line about relentless lying hits the mark

Nine years of reporters refusing to call Trump a liar has opened a permission structure roughly the size of the Grand Canyon for other Republicans to lie openly knowing the media will do absolutely nothing about it https://t.co/y9S6zZzE3w

— scary lawyerguy (@scarylawyerguy) September 10, 2024

 

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene pushed the false accusations about Haitians eating pets during a "special hearing" today

MTG: "Can we add in that there's Haitian illegal migrants taking over towns, eating peoples pets, but yet, there's not a government show of force against that?" pic.twitter.com/WEOc2S0rw3

— Lis Power (@LisPower1) September 9, 2024

 

If Jefferson Davis had tried to make a political comeback, would newspapers of the day focus on his agricultural policies or the fact that he led an armed insurrection against the United States?

— David Rothkopf (@djrothkopf) September 10, 2024

 

Or Mr. Former Marine doesn't want photos circulating now that he has turned into a fatbody.

 

As a father, I don't see this shirt-wearing-to-cover-dad-bod a slam dunk. There is so much to dislike about JD Vance. Wearing a shirt in a pool isn't one of them.

 

From BlueSky:

 

Yeah, after this debate, you guys are on your own. Twitter is a nonstop lol factory. I can’t keep up.

 

“I have concepts of a plan” pic.twitter.com/ELVCRWA5hM

— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) September 11, 2024

 

😂😅🤣 pic.twitter.com/T1E3YI9Jhr

— Amy Siskind 🏳️‍🌈 (@Amy_Siskind) September 11, 2024

 

Taylor Swift supposedly just endorsed Kamala.

Find the tweet - it's what you all do best!

 

This is better

The name of the club is Trump:

This place has everything: people eating dogs, Victor Orban, transgender immigrants getting surgeries, j6ers, executions after birth, black people that aren’t black, concepts of plans pic.twitter.com/6UC8WKkjrO

— Jared Moskowitz (@JaredEMoskowitz) September 11, 2024

 

BlueSky again.

 

me on my way to springfield for some fried poodle after getting transgender surgery in jail pic.twitter.com/MBS8leQgpy

— s (@phtevennnnnn) September 11, 2024

 

Trump sucked so hard
he just paid himself hush money#Debate2024

— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) September 11, 2024

 

“i took a bullet to the head” i bleed more on my period than your fucking ear bitch

— liz! (@AstoundingSwift) September 11, 2024

 

Ok just this one

A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song. pic.twitter.com/6icWLe1sPN

— Noah Garfinkel (@NoahGarfinkel) September 11, 2024

 

Goddammit

Apparently you don't have to prepare for a debate if you're just going to make up every stat like you're the Miles Davis of surrealist Tourette's math.

— Allen Weisselberger (@weisselbergers) September 11, 2024

 

Brittany Mahomes right now pic.twitter.com/9tYrGI1WTn

— Jemele Hill (@jemelehill) September 11, 2024

 

‘I have the concepts of a plan.’ pic.twitter.com/8VTstUFu8K

— Tom Reagan’s Hat (@RufusTSuperfly) September 11, 2024

 

dark humor enthusiasts when the joke isn’t about minorities pic.twitter.com/59PQCVxWSb

— brandon* (@brndxix) September 11, 2024

 

concepts of a plan pic.twitter.com/5iRSNQkEhF

— ⚯ M Cryptadamus ⚯ | @cryptadamist@universeodon.com (@Cryptadamist) September 11, 2024

 

How dare JD Vance propagate a lie that Trump felt obligated to repeat in an unhinged rant pic.twitter.com/sbgzOHTCZi

— Bill Grueskin (@BGrueskin) September 11, 2024

 

MONDAY NIGHT PRIME TIME: A washed conspiracy theorist from New York gets cooked in prime time by a superior opponent from San Francisco

TUESDAY NIGHT PRIME TIME: A washed conspiracy theorist from New York gets cooked in prime time by a superior opponent from San Francisco pic.twitter.com/FLghniUnsk

— Mike Beauvais (@MikeBeauvais) September 11, 2024

 

We’d like to announce that while we are not a hotel, we are a concept of a hotel.

— Four Seasons Total Landscaping (@TotalSeasons) September 11, 2024