In which we yet again post yet another ten thousand plus interesting or amusing -or neither- tweets

Let's see...

JD Vance f*cked his couch, apparently
Biden blew his debate
The Pirates are folding yet again in late summer
Everyone in the Hamas v Israel thread is talking past each other
The user NewDadaCoach is looking for friends
The Pizza Effete still sneer at Hawaiian pizza
Grimes is still in charge

 

I think their fold started when they were 11 and 5 back in April.

 

I would mention my Mets but I am afraid of a jinx

 

So sounds like BS status quo

 

Hey amico...next time you wander off and leave me alone in the clutches of the culinatory abominators I'd appreciate a heads up.

 

Leon seems very duplicitous:

All
Fucking
Day pic.twitter.com/k7BY8yLBae

— Tom Hearden (@followtheh) September 10, 2024

Elon Musk: Anyone caught promoting propaganda will be suspended from X

Also Elon Musk: pic.twitter.com/4pIyJnCW4E

— Melanie D'Arrigo (@DarrigoMelanie) September 9, 2024

 

EXPECTATIONS HEADING INTO DEBATE:

HARRIS:
- lay out comprehensive, detailed plans
- but avoid coming off too “wonky”
- avoid alienating swing voters
- solve Israel/Palestine (onstage)
- don’t smile much
- don’t frown too much

TRUMP:
- Try not to fling literal human feces

— Ben Wexler (@mrbenwexler) September 10, 2024

 

Trump:
I'm going to declare martial law, shoot civilians on site, roundup 10 million people and put them in a concentration camps, give cops complete immunity, deport people of color by the millions.

Undecided voter:
But I need to know more about Kamala Harris.

— MantaHunk 🇺🇸🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈☮️🟧 (@MantaHunk) September 9, 2024

 

Cat here; we're fine - try protecting school kids

— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) September 10, 2024

 

No worries. There's always plenty of gavones crating food atrocities out there

pic.twitter.com/M1lzp5d9z4

— Bill de Blasio (@BilldeBlasio) September 5, 2024

 

i love my dog but this mf gotta pay rent pic.twitter.com/iW64rcEoHF

— dinosaur (@dinosaurs1969) September 8, 2024

 

you know he got a swastika tattoo on his chest https://t.co/Xc64SrYElk

— francis wolf (@francisxwolf) September 8, 2024

 

Could possibly be that he’d rather wear an spf sun shirt instead of lathering up with sunblock?

 

I don't think reptilians need sunblock, plus he's already wearing his human suit.

 

Imagine if the GOP felt this way about school kids that die from AR-15s every day. pic.twitter.com/fJfJaXxYf7

— Alex Cole (@acnewsitics) September 9, 2024

 

Obvious trolling. You can tell by the way he folds it and then eats from the bottom.

 

So obvious, we needed Captain Obvious to point it out!

 

As for ducks, it seems Donald is a fan. Of cooking them. They feature on the menus at a number if his golf clubs: pic.twitter.com/MY8l7mOyBg

— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) September 9, 2024

 

It still astonishes me how some latini don't seem to understand that they will be in the first wagon when Trump and Peewee German start their mass deportations. The Latino community should be voting overwhelmingly for Harris, but we are still at a 65/35 split and in Florida, probably at 50/50.

 

I can't help but think of this incident from 20 years ago in Ontario. Not surprisingly, it was the Conservative Party candidate who called his opponent "an evil, reptilian kitten eater from another planet."

And the other guy pointed out that he would never eat a kitten, he loves kittens and puppies too! Gotta pander to the dog people too--they also vote!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2003_Ontario_general_election#The_"Kitten-eater"_controversy

 

You can’t welcome RFK Jr. into your campaign and then go around accusing other people of eating pets.

— Rick Lenzie (@RickLenzie) September 9, 2024

 

Tonight is when he pivots into a serious presidential candidate