In which we yet again post yet another ten thousand plus interesting or amusing -or neither- tweets

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— Edzard Ernst (@EdzardErnst) March 14, 2026

 

It's easy to not examine your life when you habitually use ketamine to divorce your experience from your emotions.

 

Iran uses AI slop to make fun of Trump.

Trump Asking For Help At #HormuzStrait Crisis! pic.twitter.com/zablqi5tbC

— Iran Military Media ☫ (@IRMilitaryMedia) March 16, 2026

 

The FBI is being run by a 19 year old virgin trapped in a 46 year old crossed eyed man's body. https://t.co/LJxM40ptUO

— Kyle Seraphin (@KyleSeraphin) March 16, 2026

 

47 had a conversation with 45. https://t.co/lMrN5fiMXt

— Maine (@TheMaineWonk) March 16, 2026

 

The president is powerless against the trickster Jews Israel lobby...

NCTC director Kent resigns over war in Iran, and as with some prominent MAGA commentators blames the whole thing on Israel, all but absolving the president of the decision. It's notable how little agency certain folks give the most powerful elected official in the world. https://t.co/8FC8vBpXCZ

— Jake Tapper 🦅 (@jaketapper) March 17, 2026

 

Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory..

One diplomat with knowledge of the talks said: “We regarded Witkoff and Kushner as Israeli assets that dragged a president into a war he wants to get out of.” https://t.co/DpRFvksGx9

— Mark Seddon (@MarkSeddon1962) March 17, 2026

 

We should start using Trumptanic as often as we could..

🇫🇷 A French general just said joining Trump’s coalition is like buying a ticket to dinner and dancing on the Titanic – the evening after it hit the iceberg.
That’s not a metaphor. That’s a military assessment.
Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

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— Gandalv (@Microinteracti1) March 17, 2026

 

Just to say, I thought the implication was to hara kiri not assassination or lynching, but o.k.

 

Do I have to take back everything I said about the French military?

 

I've said before that Roberts has the worst traits of being Catholic educated.

"I gave this guy immunity from prosecution and all I got was a mean social media post." https://t.co/OEPznhqRwm

— scary lawyerguy (@scarylawyerguy) March 17, 2026

 

For the community note

This administration is, among other things, the closest thing we’ve seen since Czarist Russia to Czarist Russia. “If only the Czar knew….”

President Trump on resignation of Joe Kent, Director of National Counterterrorism Center:" I always thought he was weak on security." pic.twitter.com/6zZB6fnflT

— CSPAN (@cspan) March 17, 2026

 

"The economy is fine, only the people living in it are struggling" is an all-time hall of fame take for a policy expert.

— TULGAR CAPITAL (@mgyaldiz) March 17, 2026

I thought my mind was playing tricks on me from lack of my 1st cup of coffee… but nooooo …he really did get up there on these airwaves and say with his whole chest that “consumers are the last of our concerns”… wild

— Hadley Sheley (@HadleySheley) March 17, 2026

 

Convicted fraudsters Trump has pardoned this year:

Jason Galanis — ~$200M+
Joseph Schwartz — ~$38M
Lawrence Duran — ~$205M (Medicare fraud billed; ~$87M paid)
Carlos Watson — ~$60M investor fraud
Trevor Milton — ~$20M+ investor losses
Todd Chrisley — ~$30M bank fraud
Julie… https://t.co/fZnrmRbHqc

— Ron Shillman (@shillman1) March 17, 2026

 

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Yup pic.twitter.com/9MRlAa9t7d

— Liam Nissan™ (@theliamnissan) March 17, 2026

 

https://t.co/jitrmkDyAX pic.twitter.com/m0JkejcEVt

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) March 17, 2026

 

Alex Pretti was not available for comment

Trump: "It used to be very successful. Now it's a country run by fear. It's a country where they tell protesters, 'Don't go outside, because if you do, we're gonna kill you.'" pic.twitter.com/Usmfkzvs4f

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 17, 2026

 

🇬🇧 @mrjamesob on Trump’s war: “@Keir_Starmer should do as little as possible. Trump is a dangerous, delinquent idiot who started a war in one of the world’s most historically volatile tinderboxes’ — with no legal rationale, no plan, and no end objective.” pic.twitter.com/2Mu0Ui17iX

— The Tennessee Holler (@TheTNHoller) March 16, 2026

 

OTOH, I like the idea:

MARKWAYNE MULLIN: Dueling with two consenting adults is still there

RAND PAUL: It's been illegal for 170 years! There's no precedent for legal dueling pic.twitter.com/eqFp5zPdOX

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 18, 2026

 

To quote Stanley from The Office: "I say let them fight. Darwin, baby. Darwiin."

 

the point at which you discover you are, in fact, needed for another term pic.twitter.com/uaKD96IbHY

— Sam Stein (@samstein) March 18, 2026