In which we yet again post yet another ten thousand plus interesting or amusing -or neither- tweets

Asking as a gay man ... are boobs supposed to look like that? Seems she has three of them. Is that why she was so popular?

 

Jackson's parents were born in Ireland. Under proposed citizenship standards, he might never have qualified to be president.

 

She has three boobs, but only two nipples.


Ummmm, so I’ve been told, that is.

 

I'm guessing they never noticed because.. well, let's just say the pose has a very Tarantinoesque aspect to it.

 

You’re referring to naked female feet, right?

 

She has three breasts! Conservatives really are slow...

EDIT: I see this has been covered

 

Most of 'em probably haven't ever been with a woman. That's why they didn't notice.

 

Arnold kind of liked that…

 

Why she was so popular

 

Maybe the Mormons can re-baptize him an Ulsterman

 

I regret to inform America that this was just posted by the HHS Secretary. pic.twitter.com/gDVDrwfw20

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) March 15, 2026

 

We need help to open the Strait that is already open to help protect it from the enemy we actually already defeated 100% pic.twitter.com/e6O0gktdTt

— Catherine Rampell (@crampell) March 15, 2026

 

Kim Jong Un calling Trump ‘mentally deranged’ is the geopolitical equivalent of a crackhead telling you to slow down. https://t.co/24aewpHgLd

— Canada Hates Trump (@AntiTrumpCanada) March 15, 2026

 

May all involved get the gender affirming care they need

Micropenis Mark @marklevinshow thinks he has the monopoly on lewd. He tweets about me obsessively in the crudest, nastiest terms possible. Literally more than some stalkers I’ve had arrested. He doesn’t like it when women like me fight back. Bc of his micropenis. https://t.co/7cl3Efc3N7

— Megyn Kelly (@megynkelly) March 15, 2026

 

Technically doesn’t that make him an ephebophile?

Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert meets with Boy Scouts at the U.S. Capitol.

He addresses them about the benefits of being a Scout; ethics; and civic service. pic.twitter.com/1o8dDUZuyS

— 2001 Live (@25YearsAgoLive) March 14, 2026

 

BREAKING NEWS!!

The Strait of Hormuz has suddenly & unexpectedly moved right near the Iranian shoreline. https://t.co/fcUewpzbPL

— Patrick Skinner (@SkinnerPm) March 15, 2026

 

The secret CIA assessment that called for Trump to side with Maduro’s longtime deputy, rather than the democratic opposition, was based on the advice of a former Chevron executive.

The oil company stands to profit from Trump’s decision to heed that advice https://t.co/82KGX4PQMt

— Kenneth P. Vogel (@kenvogel) March 15, 2026

 

One cliche you’ll see on lefty social media is how hippies are always right, just in the wrong way

Conservatives are always wrong, but in the right way

And so the latter have their voices elevated and the former have theirs squashed

Today’s media cheer against the US, overstate enemy abilities, understate ours and paint a picture that the US is losing, while we’re winning. It’s more true today as they cheer against Trump in Iran.

Within 10 days weeks of this 2001 NYT doozy saying our military efforts in… pic.twitter.com/yHFnUoExnK

— Ari Fleischer (@AriFleischer) March 14, 2026

 

Anti-war poster spotted in Arvada Colorado pic.twitter.com/w6ud39EKcK

— Radical Graffiti (@GraffitiRadical) March 14, 2026

 

I’m not saying I agree with this. But I don’t disagree with it either.

it’s an interesting hypothesis

pic.twitter.com/63Pco6ouoy

— MC Squared (@mcsquared34) March 14, 2026

 

the first set of illegal immigrants Trump doesn’t want to immediately pickup and deport

are…(checks notes)…Iranian sleeper cell agents who we are apparently monitoring and know their location

i mean, c’mon… https://t.co/MjkGX0LwWI

— DCinvestor (@DCinvestor) March 12, 2026

 

Ann Coulter, welcome to…no, I can’t.

<<Suppose Iran dispatched operatives to Mexico, where, from the Texas border, they fired a missile at an American base and, unintentionally but carelessly, demolished a nearby American school, killing 175 people.

What if they then blew up fuel depots, showering a chemical rain…

— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) March 15, 2026

 

Just in: Iran's new Supreme Leader seen alive, visiting the same cafe as Netanyahu

Also proving he has 5 fingershttps://t.co/C6i3qeULBJ https://t.co/pRwoC4saHG

— Mario Nawfal (@MarioNawfal) March 16, 2026