In which we yet again post yet another ten thousand plus interesting or amusing -or neither- tweets

The jokes write themselves. pic.twitter.com/ITvlJodjjG

— Brandon Weichert (@WeTheBrandon) March 7, 2026

 

In this video, the White House mixes real footage from the Iran strikes with a killstreak animation from Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 https://t.co/vnJOLLvfrz

— Drew Harwell (@drewharwell) March 4, 2026

I don't think the world has ever seen a political culture that has fallen so deeply into fantasy, into childlike fantasies of power, and with such horrific real-life results. World War III started by people who never grew out of G.I. Joe and pro wrestling on Saturday mornings. https://t.co/ULLerUjjy1

— D.W. Lafferty 🇨🇦 (@rightscholar) March 5, 2026

 

He's casting a spell to protect his virginity https://t.co/DGCBuHEeU4

— 💀DeathMetalViking💀 (@DeathMetalV) March 7, 2026

 

I think one of the reasons the right-wing Christian Nationalists are coming out so hard against James Talarico is that they know his version of Christianity looks a whole lot more like Jesus than theirs does and they know people are catching on.

— Thomas Horrocks (@thomaslhorrocks) March 6, 2026

 

Time to start over! pic.twitter.com/ZixOuUVIpJ

— 𝕲𝖊𝖗𝖒𝖆𝖓𝖎𝖈 𝕱𝖗𝖊𝖓 🇺🇲 (@GermanicFren) March 7, 2026

must be a gamer 👀 pic.twitter.com/oYiNNVgtjP

— Shafi (@shhhafi_) March 7, 2026

 

An AI woman either in a very small holodeck or in a glass cage

good work Elon

pic.twitter.com/ENOdjSaIRl

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 7, 2026

 

Men such as Eisenhower and Marshall weren’t excited about killing people. They weren’t giddy. They thought it was their grim duty, and they went about their business with full recognition of its awfulness, whatever the necessity of it. That’s how leaders ought to be, I think.

— Jay Nordlinger (@jaynordlinger) March 7, 2026

 

Crystal Meth Rumsfeld…is that one a keeper?

heard someone call hegseth “crystal meth rumsfeld” the other day and i felt that shit in my soulpic.twitter.com/2pTEiUOR2e

— Julian Dorey (@juliandorey) March 7, 2026

 

Why would leftist Somali trans immigrants do this https://t.co/3TtBF9zZtW

— evan loves worf (@esjesjesj) March 6, 2026

 

When your crimes are so bad, even Switzerland stops being neutral. https://t.co/7lclH19Kgl

— Philip Proudfoot (@PhilipProudfoot) March 8, 2026

 

The price of freedom.. is a Trump pen...

Les regala lapiceras como bananas a los monos. Encima a Milei no le daban la suya y tuvo que reclamar jjajajajaja QUÉ HUMILLANTE TODO POR DIOS pic.twitter.com/kLI8lXrZdb

— Todo Negativo (@TodoNegativo) March 7, 2026

Milei: Hey, where is mine???!!!

 

Rally effects are largely driven by cues from the *opposition*, which temporarily stands down and supports the president. Trump made no case for war and rallied no Ds to his side. https://t.co/95G6736LoM

— Brendan Nyhan (@BrendanNyhan on 🟦☁️) (@BrendanNyhan) March 7, 2026

 

He's King Cyrus. He doesn't need any Democrats on his side.

 

And 77 million people fell for it…

 

Legendary Chicago columnist Mike Royko used to joke that "Ubi est mea" is the motto of the Chicago City Council.

 

???

What does that have to do with public opinion?

 

Public opinion is irrelevant if someone is above having a need for it. Now you can argue whether he has a need.

 

He went from “unconditional surrender” and “I must pick their new leader” to full “just declare victory and get the hell out” TACO Trump. https://t.co/owLZVj5W7t

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) March 9, 2026

 

How? Did they transplant hair from his ass crack to his eyebrows? pic.twitter.com/7EGwf0h59M

— Liam Nissan™ (@theliamnissan) March 9, 2026

Ben Shapiro got gender affirming eyebrow enlargement pic.twitter.com/gZWs9MkMiQ

— DreamLeaf 🌱🌻 🍉 (@DreamLeaf5) March 7, 2026

 

2030840848053895371 is not a valid tweet id

 

Reporter: “Yesterday you told us Israel was going to strike Iran and that’s why we needed to get involved.”

🤡Narco Rubio: “That’s false. Were you there yesterday?”

Reporter: “Yes. I asked you the question.” pic.twitter.com/lWFHVMD1Jx

— The Resonance (@Partisan_12) March 8, 2026

 

How does one walk around with no legs? https://t.co/8BaFCgwHLm

— Wu Tang is for the Children (@WUTangKids) March 9, 2026

 

Friday the war was just beginning, today it’s pretty much over

They don’t know what they’re doing, politically, militarily, or propagandaly.

So which is it?

-This is "just the beginning" of the U.S. war in Iran, Hegseth told 60 Minutes on Friday.
- The war in Iran is "very complete, pretty much," Trump tells @weijia today https://t.co/lg8KNm70pk

— John Hudson (@John_Hudson) March 9, 2026

 

Draft Kai!

Your kids might get drafted to fight in Iran, while the Trump family uses your tax dollars to shop premium, organic, gluten free cake. pic.twitter.com/dyVDsNTIvq

— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) March 9, 2026