In which we yet again post yet another ten thousand plus interesting or amusing -or neither- tweets

I called out Stinky Steve Bannon

—who perjured himself at my Soviet-style show trial as Mueller’s star witness against me, who was pedo Jeffrey Epstein’s associate, and who is currently pushing for Chinese Communist AI—

to meet me in the @BareKnuckleFC ring mano a mano.

👊🏼KO pic.twitter.com/of3TzBcCND

— Roger Stone (@RogerJStoneJr) December 8, 2025

 

This one is funny as hell

https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2c...ed&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fballoon-juice.com%2F

 

LA CALIDAD QUE HAY EN ESTA FOTO, PFFFF 🚬

🔝🎩 Los muchachos: Totti, Ronaldo, Materazzi, Candela, Baggio, Vieri y Cannavaro pic.twitter.com/XWX6Lvcwun

— Diario Olé (@DiarioOle) December 5, 2025

 

Thank you @FSUSoccer for you consistently being our best football team over the years! https://t.co/T1QWd8nHV2

— Jameis Winston (@Jaboowins) December 9, 2025

 

What a nice place this would be for a fatal flu outbreak.

 

Swimmers at my college don't eat a ton of food, but they take in a ton of calories. During serious training, they're need 4 to 5,000 calories a day. The challenge is they have something like a 28 inch waist, so they can't eat the mass quantities like I can. So a big thing for them: a smoothy made with chocolate milk, a scoop or two of protein powder, peanut butter, two or three bananas and maybe even honey or molasses. After that, they can eat like you'd expect someone with a 28 inch waistline to eat.

To their credit, they're not going into debt on DoorDash.

 

This has been a life-long "affliction" for me. I bought "fat jeans" size 32" when I got an office job. But even with just cutting back my alcohol intake, and I can only eat so much in a day, I've hovered at 30" since my early 20s.

Send hate mail to drwankler@gmail.com

 

I used to fluctuate between 166/170 and 200/205 from in season to off season, partly because the cheeseburgers at the pool I lifeguarded at were free and I was not swimming as much off season (which I probably should have been, but I was D3, it was fine)

 

Oh, I left out one ingredient: a quarter to a half teaspoon of salt.

 

I'm not a rich man. But I would pay a lot of money to see this happen live. A lot.

 

I’d vote for Legionnaire’s Disease

 

Antone for polio?

 

Democrats should make this sound like a pro pedophilia statement and pound him with it

You should always read your script out loud before you give your speech https://t.co/7riYaYh2FL

— Brett Meiselas (@BMeiselas) December 10, 2025

 

Just two miner lovers discussing miners. pic.twitter.com/Ul2Vz4bkZb

— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) December 10, 2025

 

It’s pretty remarkable that the biggest, and most advanced ship in the world, the US Navy’s great CVN-78, is named after Gerald R. Ford… @POTUS, @SECNAV John Phelan and @SecWar @PeteHegseth should move quickly to ensure that the US Navy’s @USNavy next mega-carrier is named…

— Laura Loomer (@LauraLoomer) December 8, 2025

 

The irony of Lauren CHEN (she’s Canadian, but still) and African-American Elon Musk supporting remigration, well, it really gives the game away, no?

Most people support remigration.

Remigration is the moderate position. https://t.co/zGwnVaiWvm

— Lauren Chen (@TheLaurenChen) December 9, 2025

 

I’d settle for each network having someone read this verbatim, and WaPo and the Times printing it on their front pages.

Wonder what kind of conversation we’d be having if everyone in America were forced to read every word of this post out loud, all the way through pic.twitter.com/G2vrxLI8tD

— Roger Sollenberger (@SollenbergerRC) December 10, 2025

 

https://www.trumpstruth.org/statuses/34197

“There has never been a President that has worked as hard as me! My hours are the longest, and my results are among the best. I’ve stopped Eight Wars, saving many millions of lives in the process, created the Greatest Economy in the History of our Country, brought Business back into the United States at levels never seen before, rebuilt our Military, created the Largest Tax Cuts and Regulation Cuts, EVER, closed our open and very dangerous Southern Border, when previous Administrations were unable to do so, and created an “aura” around the United States of America that has led every Country in the World to respect us more than ever before. In addition to all of that, I go out of my way to do long, thorough, and very boring Medical Examinations at the Great Walter Reed National Military Medical Center, seen and supervised by top doctors, all of whom have given me PERFECT Marks — Some have even said they have never seen such Strong Results. I do these Tests because I owe it to our Country. In addition to the Medical, I have done something that no other President has done, on three separate occasions, the last one being recently, by taking what is known as a Cognitive Examination, something which few people would be able to do very well, including those working at The New York Times, and I ACED all three of them in front of large numbers of doctors and experts, most of whom I do not know. I have been told that few people have been able to “ace” this Examination and, in fact, most do very poorly, which is why many other Presidents have decided not to take it at all. Despite all of this, the time and work involved, The New York Times, and some others, like to pretend that I am “slowing up,” am maybe not as sharp as I once was, or am in poor physical health, knowing that it is not true, and knowing that I work very hard, probably harder than I have ever worked before. I will know when I am “slowing up,” but it’s not now! After all of the work I have done with Medical Exams, Cognitive Exams, and everything else, I actually believe it’s seditious, perhaps even treasonous, for The New York Times, and others, to consistently do FAKE reports in order to libel and demean “THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.” They are true Enemies of the People, and we should do something about it. They have inaccurately reported on all of my Election Results and, in fact, were forced to apologize on much of what they wrote. The best thing that could happen to this Country would be if The New York Times would cease publication because they are a horrible, biased, and untruthful “source” of information. Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!”

 

A MAGICAL STRIKE FROM MCKENNIE IN THE #UCL 🪄pic.twitter.com/kVrAhB3sJW

— U.S. Soccer Men's National Team (@USMNT) December 10, 2025

 

This reduces the Republican lead in seven of nine red districts. In a wave election, it greatly increases the chances of a big blue win, even a majority.

 

Yeah -- I don't think that is going to work out for them the way they think it will.

 

You're missing the second part of the plan, where they purge voter rolls, remove voting precincts and make it overall more difficult to vote in pro-Democrat areas. And, if this fails, they can always throw some of those ballot boxes away or declare them tampered/fraud suspicious, or something along those lines.