In which we yet again post yet another ten thousand plus interesting or amusing -or neither- tweets

MAGA scientific method at work here

“make the proof”

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I remember an old comic strip that compared science and "creation science". The panel for science had the scientist saying something along the lines of "here are the facts, what conclusions can we draw from them?", while the panel on "creation science" had the creationist pointing to the Bible saying: "here are the facts, now how can we make the evidence fit them?".

The latter is precisely what RFK and co are doing.

 

So glad I retired

 

I believe the answer lies in humanity's greatest treatise on the subject, Star Trek Generations, wherein a human who becomes a being of pure mind will create a heavenly reality based on their corporeal existence because that is all that such minds can comprehend.

 

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"But you have to be specific about which kind of pizza"
"Be pacific!!?? My yass! If you don't shaddap, yaw gunna be swimmin in the Atlantic!"

 

Jesus, what a horrible headline.

"________________, ________________, and ___________ win this year's Nobel prizes as Selection Committe rejects Trump's emotional plea"

Do we have any reason to think Norway is "bracing" for anything?

 

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even better:
Alvin, Simon, Theodore Win 2025 Nobel Prize
Selection Comittee ignores pleas from US President

Why is it that I can write better headlines than the people who get paid to do it? This isn't the time to make people click or buy by making Trump the focus of your article. should have been working on sales when that mattered. This is the time to wreck his tender ego by not mentioning him in the largest print.

Not a dig at the winners, I just didn't have time to google to see who they were

 

Is it just me, or does this image of Noem look like AI. Just something weird about her skin.

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But you gotta respect the vertical integration here. Musk goes fascist, fascist gets elected, then that fascist uses Musk’s company to hire more goons.

 

Her righ5 eye looks a bit bulgy, but that could be the result of “cosmetic” “surgery.”

 

We win world cups
You love our meat
Our economy sucks
We're world deadbeats
Doin' the tango Argentino

 

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If I wasn't a bit long in the tooth, I'd be tempted to join ICE, just so I could ******** things up and take notes. Sort of like a cross between Dumb and Dumber and Donnie Brasco.

 

Half heartedly run after Messican food delivery guys on ebikes "oh no...stop illegal. Dang. Lost another one. I'm kinda bad at this, boss, but I promise to try harder"

 

Join ICE and help facelift the nation!!!

 

That's some deal. How do I get asthma to cash in?

 

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Heads they win tails we lose

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This is like if Lucy told Charlie Brown that she is gonna pull the football away, and then expecting him to do it anyway.

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