In which we yet again post yet another ten thousand plus interesting or amusing -or neither- tweets

Not fixed, I did that on purpose

It’s all good, just looking for a bit of sunshine in these dark, dark times.

 

The original revolution had tariffs on tea as a war cry, maybe the next one will be Tariffs on avocado.

If taxes on tea caused a revolution 250+ years ago, perhaps it's the avocado tariff today that will rile up patriots . . . pic.twitter.com/5HLkjZmnpW

— Douglas Irwin (@D_A_Irwin) April 20, 2025

 

I feel like Garland gets too much flak. Did not help that the Supreme Court was Supreme Courting and of course, one Aileen Cannon.

 

For someone with such a long term in the Senate, Biden showed too little knowledge of politics and history. Somewhere towards the middle of his term Biden should have had a ceremony where he announced Garland's retirement and thanked him for his service to the United States of America.
There has never been a requirement that cabinet officials serve a full presidential term.

 

Holy fucknuts.

 

Yeah it had nothing to do with the fact he was freaking 88 years old.

It obviously had to be the vax. No doubt about it.

 

There's at least two Facebook groups:
You believe in a 4Chan prank which has yet to make a correct prediction.
Qongrats. You're in a Qult, ya Qunt.

Where and how they find these idiots who share these posts is anyone's guess.

The "I'm voting for the felon!" stuff isn't even the tip of the iceberg.

The hysterical ones are the ones who try to get around the FB bots (the bots seem to be abandoned) by writing things like "the j.....@....b" because they think the word "jab" is gonna land them in FB jail.

God forbid the wind around the White House pick up and some random lights be off when they're normally on at 8pm. That'll send them into a frenzy. "Something is happening... big... best to get ready... withdraw cash now. I'm hearing reports ATMs might go down for three days."

It's all complete batshit and thousand of people believe it.

 

Garland had a prosecutable obstruction case on day 1. He chose not to pursue because doing so would correctly call into question Barr’s corrupt handling of the Mueller report. That would have damaged the reputation of the DoJ…the repair of which was garlands primary objective

 

I hope you saved some of these quotes for your book when you retire.

 

BREAKING!! pic.twitter.com/IMlLGEaAsO

— The Ayrshire Separatist (@DanielJMath1) April 21, 2025

 

I believe that he was thinking Pooping. He is certainly the pooper in chief.

 

Plus Iran shoe circle.

💀 pic.twitter.com/ETAHRMOx4I

— 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌹Jackie (Kaoticsocialist on BLSKY) (@KaoticLeftist) May 3, 2025

 

Wow. Some of the heaviest hitters of American Idiocy on that tweet.

 

Trump has made scamming people legal, so why the fvck not.

Elizabeth Holmes partner has a blood testing start up

Chat it’s real https://t.co/EySkFKZjZ1

— Alex Cohen (@anothercohen) May 10, 2025

Elizabeth Holmes is advising her husband’s AI medical testing startup, which can “conduct diagnostic tests using a small sample of blood” from prison.

We’re so back. pic.twitter.com/xOV31NKQjs

— Chris Bakke (@ChrisJBakke) May 10, 2025

 

I was not expecting that result on a poll about Hitler, Maybe Kanye West is on to something.

Those who said Hitler had some good ideas:

All: 11%

18-29: 21%
30-49: 16%
50-64: 7%
65+: 5%

Black Americans: 21%
Hispanic Americans: 19%
White Americans: 9%

J.L Partners / Oct 7, 2024 / n=1000

— Polling USA (@USA_Polling) May 11, 2025

 

In his case, suicide saved someone a lot of money on a trial and prison.

 

Very stable genius

 

I'm never going to forgive the people who insisted on the Biden is senile crap acting like it was sinister when Trump's been showing signs he should have his car keys taken away.

 

Pink Phony Club pic.twitter.com/joKQxH2ThN

— Minnesota United FC (@MNUFC) May 10, 2025

 

The New Pope has various religious degrees, but also a Math degree from Villanova.

So he doesn’t just understand sin, but cos and tan as well

— Pennsylvania King ✝️🇻🇦🇺🇸🇩🇴 (@PA_Imperator) May 12, 2025

 

https://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id...-owner-suspended-offensive-social-media-posts

Minority owner of the Florida Panthers gets into a Twitter beef with a Leafs fan, goes over the line, takes his account private, has been suspended, and will have to meet Commissioner Bettman.

 

An exec getting suspended? What does that mean, he can't watch the game from the lug-jury box and has to stay home and watch it on TV?

Screw the Panthers! Go Leafs Go!