Every election now takes eighteen months and costs $17 billion and drives half the country into frothing madness and then comes down to the same 50,000 dipshits in the same three stupid states.— Nathan Goldwag 🇺🇦 🥥 (@GoldwagNathan) August 16, 2024
Walz literally said he wouldn't denigrate another person’s service on stage as a response to Vance swiftboating him. https://t.co/sFD48umUoT— Steward Beckham 🇺🇸🇺🇦 (@iTweetyNerd) August 17, 2024
Sean learned his governing well: pic.twitter.com/5dsR5dvmz9— Chief Jim (Fat Rambo) (@JimChieff) August 17, 2024
Yet, people wants to give them the wheel of the country: Two thoughts. First, I really don't think a straight news reporters should be using a term like "Trump Force Two". Also, why are all Trump's planes falling apart? https://t.co/ZPZOEv1HOT— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) August 16, 2024
“Boycott” Elon Musk’s financial headaches at X continue as advertiser’s boycott causes an 84% collapse in revenue leaving Musk admitting X could face bankruptcy and asset managers fearing he will devalue Tesla as he sells off up to $2bn of shares to prop it up. https://t.co/AOQ2wcj3fw— Brexitshambles (@brexit_sham) August 16, 2024
I’d say, the acceptance of toxic masculinity… Going to have to work extra hard to top this @DougJBalloon pic.twitter.com/kUK8tPmaxi— OnlyPunsCEO (@MarknessVisible) August 17, 2024
Very normal people can’t understand humor: how the f**k is this not a parody pic.twitter.com/OpPIQxaL8P— Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly (@RTodKelly) August 17, 2024
Honestly I think anyone who doesn't have a few embarrassing photos from their youth is probably kinda boring as a full adult. Or alternately, they never wised up enough to be embarrassed by those things they did before they knew much.
WSJ both siding it: A presidential campaign light on policy substance took a sudden turn this week into the details of governing, as both Donald Trump and Kamala Harris sought to show they have credible proposals for taming inflation https://t.co/1dBP4KP5kU https://t.co/1dBP4KP5kU— The Wall Street Journal (@WSJ) August 17, 2024
Size insecurity: lmao they are so insecure about Trump's crowd sizes pic.twitter.com/pDKVCT2twY— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) August 17, 2024 The energy around this campaign is insane. Tea’s all in. Retweet if you are too. https://t.co/4NBpk2XIPx— Tea Pain (@TeaPainUSA) August 17, 2024
Elon Musk is now officially a traitor, giving aid and comfort to our enemy. He needs to be deported or prosecuted.— The New York Independent (@nyi_news) August 17, 2024
@SecretService the license plate is visible on this truck. The owner is threatening the sitting VP and candidate for President. Pay them a visit.— My 2 favorite bumper stickers! Vote Blue! Go Nats! (@CrowleyAntmarga) August 18, 2024