In which we yet again post yet another ten thousand plus interesting or amusing -or neither- tweets

Well, of course they don't support Trump. They're all black!

 

Trump is willing to ban the vaccines that have kept my children alive. Harris is willing to ban the loopholes that have kept my real estate portfolio tax-free. I have never felt more politically homeless.

— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) November 4, 2024

 

I'm no legal expert, but I get the feeling this might not be above board.

from Philly courtroom —

Musk lawyer says his $1m giveaway is NOT a lottery. "There is no prize to be won" and winners "are not chosen at random," Musk lawyer Chris Gober said.

Instead, the $1m is a salary they "earn" to be a spokesperson for Musk's pro-Trump super PAC. Winners…

— Marshall Cohen (@MarshallCohen) November 4, 2024

 

What is truth anyway?

https://t.co/xPYIrK7Q7R pic.twitter.com/Qu8OnhP1Ae

— Mehdi Hasan (@mehdirhasan) November 4, 2024

 

I did not know Ruth Buzzi was still alive

An extra hour in 2024 is like a free bonus track on a Yoko Ono album.

— RUTH BUZZI (@Ruth_A_Buzzi) November 3, 2024

 

"It's not an illegal lottery because it was fraud!" https://t.co/1gDLGHPo9C pic.twitter.com/svQBt08YhN

— Anthony Michael Kreis (@AnthonyMKreis) November 4, 2024

 

1853489027250295017 is not a valid tweet id

 

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Trump got them energized for Election Day 🤣 pic.twitter.com/f42oxKamXl

— Wu Tang is for the Children (@WUTangKids) November 4, 2024

 

Morbidly Obese Trump Boys Regret Eating So Many Ballotshttps://t.co/T39KnjUDuR pic.twitter.com/21fykatOiJ

— The Onion (@TheOnion) November 4, 2024

 

Abortions cause hurricanes

Tucker Carlson: "People are like, 'oh, well, we had another hurricane, it must be global warming.' No! It's probably abortion, actually. Just being honest. You can't kill children on purpose. You can't participate in human sacrifice without consequences." pic.twitter.com/k8LBaQYX17

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 4, 2024

 

Wait, I thought gays caused those, tsunamis too! Are we not all-powerful like we used to be?

 

Y’all need to step up your game

 

You mean you didn't summon the demon that attacked Tucker?

 

Gays are abortionists, everybody knows that...
Arsonists too, all of those "A" thingys...

 

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Former Republican state Representative, who authored the 'Don't Say Gay' legislation and was convicted of pandemic relief fraud, urges you to get out to vote for @RealDonaldTrump! https://t.co/BPPj74bZ4Y

— Peter Schorsch (@PeterSchorschFL) November 4, 2024

 

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The final days of the election have everything:
-squirrel euthanasia
-the gay motherfication of Ann Selzer
-the guy who shot Bin Laden threatening to sexually enslave College Boys for Kamala https://t.co/D0FFvkyWMC pic.twitter.com/yeAK2mDLyW

— Adam Sass (@TheAdamSass) November 4, 2024

 

Interesting if true

I would think that "Jewkiller" is a simple case, but no pic.twitter.com/PTLVjgn3zb

— Elon Gilad (@elongilad) November 4, 2024

 

Texas

my work calendar completely packed this week pic.twitter.com/WYmRL29px5

— Trung Phan (@TrungTPhan) November 4, 2024

 

I believe Trump might be a uniquely execrable human being. Not sure yet though.

Paul Whelan was held hostage in Russia in 2018 and sentenced to a labor camp for espionage.

Trump sent COVID testing machines to Putin in 2020 during the pandemic but refused to negotiate Whelan’s release. What was in it for him, and do you really think he cares about you? pic.twitter.com/UCdsEcqqi5

— Hoodlum 🇺🇸 (@NotHoodlum) November 4, 2024

 

Feels election interference-y

JUST IN - Russia Suspected of Plotting to Send Incendiary Devices on U.S.-Bound Planes — Two devices that ignited in Europe, officials say, were part of a covert operation to put them on cargo or passenger aircraft — WSJ

— Insider Paper (@TheInsiderPaper) November 4, 2024

 

Fascists talk about golden ages, part 2

So true bestie. pic.twitter.com/GfQeokcwJU

— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) November 4, 2024

 

What the ********ing ********?

Read the whole tweet.

We're on hour three of the Elon Musk super PAC lottery lawsuit in a court in Philadelphia.

Larry Krasner has been testifying that the entire premise of the Musk lottery was a "scam" and a "grift" and "disingenuous."

The Musk team has been arguing that this was not a "lottery"…

— Teddy Schleifer (@teddyschleifer) November 4, 2024

 

AIUI, Musk’s lawyers are saying the winners were preselected for the best spokespeople.

Im having a hard time believing this. This would mean their argument for Musk not being guilty of breaking election laws is that he was breaking fraud laws instead. My gob is well smacked.

Welp. I thought for sure Elon would have good lawyers. At least better than Trump's lawyers. I was wrong. I owe @ElieNYC a drink. https://t.co/c6Q3JV8WVG

— Mueller, She Wrote (@MuellerSheWrote) November 4, 2024