In which we post yet another ten thousand plus interesting or amusing - or neither - tweets

The 2024 Presidential Election has officially begun. pic.twitter.com/o6E2brehxl

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) April 19, 2024

 

New twist to classic punch lines…

“Is the Pope Catholic?”

“Does a bear poop in the woods?”

“Does Trump fart in court?”

— Tea Pain (@TeaPainUSA) April 19, 2024

 

Which one of the two Corinthians?

 

As I recall they were named Stan and Ollie....pick one.

 

Forgot to add:

Props to you, sir, for posting the correct Khan Noonien Singh, and not that fvkcing bullshyte Hollywood whitewashed pasty white motherfvkcer from the more recent movie.

Well done.

 

We're only headed that way because the judges keep pussy-footing around with Trump. How many judicial orders does he have to violate before they throw his ass in jail for contempt?

 

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This is when the Godfarter became presidential

 

Happy #420 pic.twitter.com/wpcDarznuu

— CHUNTERKAP (@chunterkap) April 20, 2024

 

The CEO is DEVIN NUNES?
Which business genius picked him?

— Peter Tobias (@PeterTobias8) April 20, 2024

 

Don't have a cow, man.

 

Friend of mind sent me this email. I really couldn’t top it so I thought I’d just include the first couple sentences here. pic.twitter.com/Pyk2p4PkU1

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) April 20, 2024

 

4/20 pic.twitter.com/j7ms1htPCU

— Jeff Timmer (@jefftimmer) April 20, 2024

 

Republican Ken Buck has dubbed MTG “Moscow Marjorie.”

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) April 20, 2024

 

Trump Bucks…

This guy at Trump rally in NC today has some kind of conspiracy that a lot of US dollars are worthless but Trump has made sure that his are real and will let him redeem his dollars for gold when he is president. pic.twitter.com/3BVuJtwpfV

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) April 20, 2024

 

Everybody loves to blame Nader for causing the Iraq War but we should also blame him for causing the Dobbs ruling because he did that too

— Giacomo Volpe 🌹🤝🌐 (@_giacomo_volpe_) April 19, 2024

 

Chef Jose Andres is a card-carrying member of the liberal NGO award dinner complex which is why his aid workers getting bombed by Israel provokes such special performative condemnation from premier liberal figures in the US, unlike the countless others that have been bombed

— Michael Tracey (@mtracey) April 3, 2024

 

When the monster goes after Frankenstein…

This site is such a Nazi hellhole that Alex Jones - ALEX JONES - is getting swarmed and ratioed for daring to say bad things about Hitler.

Elon and his friends have fully lost control of the antisemitic menace they’ve unleashed pic.twitter.com/tsK9PSYWvp

— Will Stancil (@whstancil) April 21, 2024

 

What do Bill Lee and General Lee have in common?

The Union kicked their ass. https://t.co/lfe3TSfQoz

— Chris Brooks (@chactivist) April 20, 2024

 

And if we don't re-elect Biden, it all turns to dust.

Say what you will about Biden, his NLRB totally slaps.

Trump appointed Antonin Scalia's idiot son as Secretary of Labor.

If you claim to care about workers, you have to vote Biden. https://t.co/y4wBy3H93I

— Erik Loomis (@ErikLoomis) April 20, 2024

 

The flipside of this is Trump letting Elon Musk turn the NLRB and Labor Department into a Skynet-style AI trained exclusively on the written words of Henry Ford. https://t.co/USMgi7jZ4D

— zeddy (@Zeddary) April 20, 2024

 

Those upset by the sight of Ukrainian flags in Congress after the funding bill passed, are the same people who didn’t blink an eye when insurrectionists were running around the Capitol with Confederate and Trump banners.

Take your outrage and shove it.

— Jack E. Smith ⚖️ (@7Veritas4) April 21, 2024

 

They are both in Warren Zevon songs?

 

Matt Gaetz is terrible at blackjack because he always hits on 16. pic.twitter.com/6SDIHid0vM

— Middle Age Riot (@middleageriot) April 21, 2024