In which we post yet another ten thousand plus interesting or amusing - or neither - tweets

Someone said "I'd pay to see this in the theaters rather than any movie of the last 15 yrs"

Around 2003 in Chile, when the original trilogy of Star Wars began airing on television there, they did this funny thing to avoid cutting to commercial breaks. They stitched the commercials into the films themselves. Here is one of them, with the English dub added in. pic.twitter.com/wC7N2vPNvv

— Windy 🛸 (@heyitswindy) March 2, 2024

 

Look at the comments and you'll see a couple other examples.

 

You are to Sopranos what Sounders is to the Simpsons.

 

Palpatine You Have To Stop. You Smoke Too Tough. Your Swag Too Different. Your Bitch Is Too Bad. They’ll Kill You pic.twitter.com/rAbW8xUawQ

— Windy 🛸 (@heyitswindy) March 2, 2024

I hadn't heard the "You Have To Stop. You Smoke Too Tough. Your Swag Too Different. Your Bitch Is Too Bad. They’ll Kill You" before. I love it.

 

Did someone say Simpsons and Sopranos?

 

Unfortunately, the Flintstones beat them to it!

 

I'd make Yakuza game references (Which is the origin of my username) but nobody would get them or find them too weird.

 

BREAKING: Nikki Haley wins the Washington DC Republican primary, dominating the city's key demographic of op-ed columnists.

— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) March 4, 2024

 

Biden should just pull ads from the old 1940s CIO playbook -- ads that ask "will you stay the course, or help vote in a bunch of Nazi-lovers?" That shit worked in the 40s. It would work now. -OS

— Lyndon Baines Johnson (@lyndonbajohnson) March 4, 2024

 

If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors can't see you, it's rural.
If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors call the cops, it's suburban.
If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors ignore you, it's urban.
If you're naked on the front porch and…

— 𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 (@SundaeDivine) March 4, 2024

 

this remains the most decisive action on gun control america has ever seen https://t.co/OzEn3CjHAo

— emilie frank (@emiliepfrank) March 4, 2024

 

pic.twitter.com/1gQeC1czB5

— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) March 5, 2024

 

Since Trump has maintained strategic silence on this entire issue, here's the man he appointed to be US Ambassador to Israel, and will likely be influential in the next admin if he wins. https://t.co/2hSt0QwKDk

— Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes) March 4, 2024

 

1764251481996234759 is not a valid tweet id

 

When the NYT/Sienna poll shows me at 12%, you better believe it is flawed.

Only 5% even know who I am.

— Dean Phillips (@deanbphillips) March 3, 2024

 

“pwcDanica” is a trans state senator

NEW: hearing @WinsomeSears referred to @pwcdanica on the @VASenate floor as "sir."

Chamber has gone into recess twice after reportedly "Sears refused to apologize."

"I'm not here to upset anyone, I'm here to do the job the ppl of VA have called me to do." #VALeg pic.twitter.com/IyO8JaAQIG

— BK (@BradKutner) February 26, 2024

 

Today's SCOTUS ruling might be wrong Constitutionally but it's 100% correct in terms of something far more important: civility.

— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) March 4, 2024

 

A messy divorce and flagging popularity upended her personal life and threatened her political future, Ben Terris writes. Can the MAGA Mean Girl start over without changing?https://t.co/fifQMhzq9F

— The Washington Post (@washingtonpost) March 3, 2024

 

I was skeptical earlier, but this image says to me that she CAN pass.

Well, plenty of people don't see it as a great thing. The question is, would you deny women that last-ditch chance to avoid nine months of potentially permanent physical changes (not for the better)? Would you vote against them to preserve a fetus?

 

I can't...

 

Pro life people believe it’s more than a fetus, and it’s impossible to prove them wrong. The thing at issue has been preemptively answered by the way you asked the question. “Have you stopped beating your wife?”

 

It’s Super Tuesday.

If you’re standing in line today to vote for a twice impeached adjudicated rapist with 91 felony charges who owes over $600 million in civil verdicts…

…dreaming about a wall he never built

…longing for his infrastructure plan that’s still two weeks out…

— Jack E. Smith ⚖️ (@7Veritas4) March 5, 2024

 

Today should be the last day of the Dean Phillips campaign, if tweets are legally binding

Just leaving this here…no reason 🤷🏽‍♂️ pic.twitter.com/smHM96lKoE

— Kaivan Shroff (@KaivanShroff) March 4, 2024