In which we post yet another ten thousand plus interesting or amusing - or neither - tweets

Biden should announce he's postponing the election until after Trump's trials and see how quickly the Supreme Court tells him he can't do that.
.... and then Joe can cancel all supreme court actions and declare Martial Law because
Presidents have immunity
Check mate 🔥

— Melissa Stop Proj 2025 🟦🟩🟨🟧🟪 (@Meltart) February 29, 2024

 

If you are this stupid, you really just deserve to be placed under a conservatorship because there is no way you should be making any financial decisions by yourself. https://t.co/0ZSAXcRDby pic.twitter.com/dJNTOQvceV

— Lakshya Jain (@lxeagle17) March 2, 2024

 

Rage, rage against the dying of the light

U.S. Sen. Susan Collins (R-Maine) endorses Nikki Haley for President https://t.co/N7l8fA4ECc

— NewsWire (@NewsWire_US) March 2, 2024

 

The thing I respect most about AOC is how she sees holding office as creating an obligation of public trust - an obligation to ACT and PUSH BACK and ACHIEVE THINGS rather than simply manage or observe. It’s a commitment that crosses ideological lines https://t.co/3rwmi5nFEZ pic.twitter.com/a9A1U37FRW

— Will Stancil (@whstancil) March 1, 2024

 

There you go, you your “bothsiderism” bullshit.

 

Wow the crowd goes silent as a confused Trump says: And Putin has so little respect for Obama that he's starting to throw around the nuclear word pic.twitter.com/M0oMFKUBgu

— Acyn (@Acyn) March 3, 2024

 

He's not confused-- he's trying to get the crowd to see Biden as Obama-light or Obama controlled because he is sure they hate Obama... that's all.

 

5D Chess yet again from GOATUS!

 

Nah.....He is ********ing confused.....This is not three dimensional chess being played....

 

Yeah, his aids are making excuses after the fact to make him look better. The man is an idiot who is experiencing cognitive decline. That's all the explanation we need.

 

Stuff like this is why I continue to a) be increasingly optimistic about Biden’s chances to win but also b) increasingly pessimistic of the consequences of a Trump win

Trump said in Richmond, that he will take all federal funds away from public schools that require vaccines. Like most states, Virginia requires MMR vaccine, chickenpox vaccine, polio, etc. So Trump would take millions in federal funds away from all Virginia public schools.

— Barbara Comstock (@BarbaraComstock) March 3, 2024

 

You saw Democrats talk about poll bias later in the campaign (around Labor Day) when Bush took (and kept) the lead, but around this time in 2004 Kerry was up by an average of ~2-3 points in national polls. https://t.co/FPPHLmk2Mv pic.twitter.com/WLuPETIjww

— Adam Carlson (@admcrlsn) March 3, 2024

 

That woosh sound is TJ's joke going over your head.

 

It actually wasn't a joke. But it certainly wouldn't qualify as 3D chess...

 

Ask Hilary about poll bias or exit poll bias.

 

referee draws a line in the snow to tell chicho arango to stand 10 yards back.

this is football heritage. pic.twitter.com/N2POGDi2G5

— Tom Bogert (@tombogert) March 2, 2024

 

Precisely-- he knows he wants to push this point but is horribly clumsy in doing so, and also in sorting out if he should want to push this point...

 

He's like the kid I knew in high school who would mix up clichés. When he meant to say, "Got a match? Yeah, my ass and your face!" he would reverse the second part... An own goal can be pretty funny like that.

 

Trump ain't got nothing on Little Carmine when it comes to malapropisms.

"We understand that your time is less than limited."