In which we continue to post interesting or amusing - or neither - tweets

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I think I speak for most Americans when I tell you that I’d rather sit and watch grass grow than watch any Hollywood award show.

— Kari Lake (@KariLake) February 6, 2023

Please, Academy people, invite this useless sack of crap to the Oscars, with a "guaranteed" spot on the Red Carpet.

There is no way she would say no.

Not to mention, I imagine that watching grass grow is a major spectator sport in Arizona, as crowds gather round to see the single blade of grass grow there.

It is like when a "Century cactus" or Agave Americana flowers at a conservatory. It only happens every few decades, so it's an event.

I agree, by the way. Awards shows are dreadful industry circle jerks.

 

Brogan Monitor!!!

HAIL GRIMES!!!

Also, ******** Joe Rogan!!!

 

This is such old old racism I didn't get it until I read the replies on the tweet and remembered this stuff that I hadn't heard in a long long time. I guess in Mississippi it is known as classic racism.

 

Here in NOLA (one state over) my son was asking me if it's uncool to wear khaki cargo shorts, since that's what the white supremacists in Charlottesville wore. I told him that here in Louisiana, white supremacists dress just like everybody else - because every other (white) person is a white supremacist.

 

"Why do we keep trending down with Asians? I don't get it!"

 

Yeah that's racist.

But I have to admit I laughed at this wong

 

The U.S. can't even elect a proper strong man. Every time our guy encountered the real version, he rolled over in submission.

 

I was laughing at the ass-clown talking heads who were too stupid to realize they were being had . . . And the even bigger assclowns that were too stupidlazy to confirm the source.

 

This is the only thing that ever need be said about Republican "fiscal conservatism."

 

If Kitty Dukakis were murdered, would you favor capital punishment for the assailant?

— Ben Weaver (@BenWeav06231174) February 7, 2023

 

This is in California you dumbfucks https://t.co/cNj18mwCEI

— Gabe Ortíz (@TUSK81) February 7, 2023

 

Well, Kevin, congratulations - this will now be the “Slam your beer” entry on every SOTU drinking game across the country tomorrow https://t.co/NArn6DH3Ym

— chuckwestover (@chuckwestover) February 7, 2023

 

Oh for ********’s sake

Heard from several sources in recent days that some business leaders are encouraging @Sen_JoeManchin to consider a 2024 bid and to potentially work with No Labels. Just asked Sen. Manchin about this and whether he is thinking about running. He said he is focused on bringing...

— Robert Costa (@costareports) February 7, 2023

 

from @AP:
"US officials improvements ordered by President Biden to strengthen defenses against Chinese espionage helped identify last week’s spy balloon — and to determine similar flights were conducted at multiple points during the Trump administration." https://t.co/QcgP7F5hbP

— John Harwood (@JohnJHarwood) February 7, 2023

 

1622929451523735552 is not a valid tweet id

 

Republican upset about market driven pricing. https://t.co/Iaz0i8mUoS

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) February 7, 2023

 

The very first bill of @SpeakerMcCarthy's majority https://t.co/8PnxGySjGY pic.twitter.com/2vimfj8uwh

— Robyn Patterson (@RM_Patterson) February 6, 2023

 

NEW: Matt Gaetz was SECRETLY added to the Weaponization of Government Subcommittee. Kevin McCarthy submitted the change to the Congressional Journal without any public announcement & it took a CNN reporter to discover the change. This isn’t how Congress is supposed to function.

— Victor Shi (@Victorshi2020) February 7, 2023