In which we continue to post interesting or amusing - or neither - tweets

Based on the skulls, I'm guessing the one on the left is more likely Prussian and the one on the right is more likely British (just playing the odds based on features). And no, the color has nothing to do with it as all bones are naturally the same color.

edit: my comment was not in response to Qbert as I had not seen that comment when I wrote mine.

I was trained as a forensic anthropologist and did a lot of bioarchaeology, so skulls are my thing. The one on the left has much more typical central European features compared to the one on the right.

 

Anyone explain what Coco means? I'm sure it's a putdown but am not familiar with it. And I know tons of them.

 

My only guess is he was thinking of Coco Chanel. Chanel - Chao , to him they are similar. So Coco Chanel becomes Coco Chao. That's all I could guess when I first heard it. He's not the sharpest mind out there, so you kind of have to aim low when trying to figure out his insults. I'd be shocked if it was actually some intricate insult based on esoteric knowledge. I'd have covfefe all over my face if that were the case and would likely have to move to Nambia out of shame.

 

Yeah - like getting into the brain of a madman. I was thinking she's brown like Cocoa Puffs?



Quick rabbitholing shows that a ship under her family's company once got busted for smuggling coke or something?

 

Them things is nasty.
Cocoa Pebbles, OTOH, are pretty good.

 

As a kid raised on healthy cereal, anything with oodles of sugar was a treat.

And this is truth:

https://www.theonion.com/roof-of-mouth-in-serious-condition-following-capn-crunc-1819565160

 

Cap'n Crunch, Fruit Loops and Quisp!

But mum wanted to go the healthier route and I had to eat Raisin Bran

 

You've never lived till Mom yanked out the 3 foot long bag of A&P puffed wheat and dumped that colon blow into a bowl. Good morning!

 

Blasphemyheresyblasphemy. I don't believe a wor- ow ow ow hold up a minute..

 

Oh ********!!!!
I just made a complete ass of myself at the kids’ swim lessons! LOL!!!

 

Our estimation is that candidate quality cost Republicans four Senate seats this cycle. I've *never* seen a worse field.

To wrap up our candidate quality postmortems, here's our @SplitTicket_ 2022 Senate Wins Above Replacement (WAR) model.https://t.co/LpaJ2IRXOl

— Lakshya Jain (@lxeagle17) January 25, 2023

 

How many polls were there for the 2020 Republican nomination?

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Adam Schiff and Eric Swalwell, two members in good standing, are being removed from their committees, while an abject fraud like George Santos will oversee fraud in the PPP program.

Kevin McCarthy, by what logic does this make sense?

— Ritchie Torres (@RitchieTorres) January 25, 2023

 

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I really can't wait for the Twitter Files on this one. https://t.co/Qbwvjy7oPb

— James Surowiecki (@JamesSurowiecki) January 25, 2023

 

Do folks realize this is literally a Tucker Carlson idea that's now been turned into a formal committee of the US House of Representatives.

This is another venue for stunts; these people have no interest in fixing America's actual problems. https://t.co/dAKY4SIaPT

— Derek Martin (@dmartkc) January 25, 2023

 

“Dr. Fauci, thank you for your service to our country and saving lives. When did you first learn that @RonnyJacksonTX was an unhinged lunatic? I yield back my time.” pic.twitter.com/WTW9ZN4Ca9

— Pete Souza (@PeteSouza) January 25, 2023

 

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— UMF (@uamemesforces) January 25, 2023

 

So they lost 64% of their revenue? Dayum.

🚨NEW: Ad spend on Twitter dropped by 71% in December, data from an advertising research firm showed.

Ad sales account for about 90% of Twitter’s revenue. (@ReutersBiz)https://t.co/UB6L5fyohK

— The Intellectualist (@highbrow_nobrow) January 25, 2023

 

"If the Merrick Garland standard for the voluntary return of classified documents is to be applied evenly, then by this time tomorrow...there will likely be a special counsel appointed to investigate classified documents...discovered at...Mike Pence's residence"- @NicolleDWallace pic.twitter.com/y7riTj5QzJ

— Deadline White House (@DeadlineWH) January 24, 2023

 

Someone should name a bar/speakeasy in D.C. "That's Classified" so that when someone asks where you're going, you can say, "That's Classified"

— Kathryn Watson (@kathrynw5) January 24, 2023

 

We’ve got:
The Post Office
X-Wife’s Place

There are others, but I’m drawing a blank.