Oh all right...but be a good boy and dont come begging for pics after this...this should satisfy your craving http://www.heathermitts.com/30.htm And since you asked for Abs http://www.heathermitts.com/22.htm Check out the whole site, its quite enlightening.
I was poking fun at the San Jose teeny-bopper thread (now over 200 pages in length) that gushes on and on about Landon Donovan. Fairly obscure, definately not obvious and not nearly as funny as I assume I thought it was when I posted it. But since I was drunk at the time we'll never know.