Everyone expects this Saturday's gathering to be a massive good time. To make it as simple, easy, and speedy for the good folks taking time out to account for all the ESC membership dues, distribute the ESC cards, and serve up the boffo new ESC Tees to a Metro crazed mob, we must insist on CASH ONLY for ANY and ALL said ESC services. NO CHECKS can or will be accepted. There is a Citibank on the corner of Murray and Broadway that can handle all of your greenback needs. I'm sure the Metros Season Tix people and the hearty Hale's staff will be happy to accept your checks and plastic. SO SAVE YER DOUGH for us. Thanks!
Metrotard, stop posting from Eric's computer. All you Irish can leave your "swag" or whatever at home.
This plaque could also read: FORECLOSURE! Perfectly good islands for sale only tenants: dirt and sheep no gauchos need apply