Well, it seems as if we have finally discovered the portal between hell and earth. In another day or two, the ground will probably split open, and Satan's minions will begin sweeping over the land. And it's all happening right under Old Trafford. http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/articles/nmhp-home_news-99198-4 (this has actually made a few major media outlets in the U.S., believe it or not)
Borrocks. Typically English ... we have an "earthquake" that would make the reisdents of california think a fieldmouse had passed wind two miles away and we act like the world is about to end. Mancs ... tossers.