IL Senate Candidate in Big Trouble

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  1. BillQ

    BillQ New Member

    Oct 11, 1999
    Chicago, IL
    Jack Ryan, the GOP candidate for Senate in Illinois, has been fighting to keep records of his divorce from actress Jeri Ryan under wraps, claiming that his son could be harmed.

    A judge yesterday ordered much of the records unsealed for next week and Ryan has been telling GOP honcos in IL that this could be a bit bad.

    A fax here shows what is rumored to be in the files.

    http://www.capitolfax.com/mcculloch2.pdf

    Bye Bye Jack!
     
  2. superdave

    superdave Member+

    Jul 14, 1999
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    Yeah, this has been out in the blogosphere for a while.

    At a certain level, so many politicians are just f****** weird. I mean, he knew this atom bomb was out there, but he ran anyway!!!! What an egomaniac!!!!

    Yeah yeah yeah, Clenis. I know, I know.
     
  3. nicephoras

    nicephoras A very stable genius

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    Man, I clearly went to the wrong spots in Paris.
     
  4. Barbara

    Barbara BigSoccer Supporter

    Apr 29, 2000
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    Why would anyone who wants to hold public office hang out in swing clubs?
     
  5. BillQ

    BillQ New Member

    Oct 11, 1999
    Chicago, IL
    What makes it all the more bizarre is that one of the democratic candidates in the primary, Blair Hull, had his own divorce problems, mainly abusing his wife. He had spent $40 million before the allegations came out and he went from the front runner to losing badly to Obama.
     
  6. obie

    obie New Member

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    This is the Illinois GOP Leadership's fault. They should have never allowed him to get on the ballot for the primary with that record. They'll probably try to pull a Torricelli, but it's not like there's a long line of aging Republican statesmen from Illinois that they can dredge out to lose to Obama.
     
  7. BillQ

    BillQ New Member

    Oct 11, 1999
    Chicago, IL
    I doubt he was mulling over a Senate run while his wife was being gangbanged. :)
     
  8. ElJefe

    ElJefe Moderator
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    Wow. "Seven of Nine" all of a sudden has a completely new meaning.
     
  9. superdave

    superdave Member+

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    He was probably thinking, "OK, that's 5 of 9. 4 to go."

    If you don't get that, trust me, it's really, really funny.
     
  10. Penarol1916

    Penarol1916 Member

    Apr 22, 2002
    Chicago, IL
    Obama was already killing him in the polls, I dislike him more for the annoying staff member he hired that videotaped Obama constantly as soon as he left his house until he went home at night. That has got to be one of the worst political stunts ever.
     
  11. superdave

    superdave Member+

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    D'oh!!! ElJefe under the wire for the win.
     
  12. BillQ

    BillQ New Member

    Oct 11, 1999
    Chicago, IL
    Which leads me to wonder if he videotaped Jeri's escapades.
     
  13. BillQ

    BillQ New Member

    Oct 11, 1999
    Chicago, IL
    Thank god my boss wasn't looking over my shoulder while I cracked up.
     
  14. ElJefe

    ElJefe Moderator
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    There are countless Trekkies praying this very second -- in Klingon -- that he did just that.
     
  15. monop_poly

    monop_poly Member

    May 17, 2002
    Chicago
    There's Jim Edgar, former governor and quite popular. But the GOP couldn't convince him to run in the primary.
     
  16. Penarol1916

    Penarol1916 Member

    Apr 22, 2002
    Chicago, IL
    And Thompson, but neither could take Obama with the lead he built up even before things hit the fan for Ryan, he has become incredibly popular in the state.
     
  17. obie

    obie New Member

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    Maybe if Edgar had been arrested for bribery or income-tax evasion like all of the other Illinois governors, he'd have a shot.
     
  18. Garcia

    Garcia Member

    Dec 14, 1999
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  19. BillQ

    BillQ New Member

    Oct 11, 1999
    Chicago, IL
    Leads me to this story. My younger brother, who is a Trekkie, went to a SciFi convention a few years ago in Milwaukee. Jeri Ryan was there to meet the fans and he told me that every geek was trying to have a "moment" with her when they were asking questions. Brother said it was one of the creepiest things he has ever seen.

    Guarenteed, a Jeri Ryan DVD would sell double what Paris Hilton did, thanks to the Trekkies.
     
  20. superdave

    superdave Member+

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    And the thing is, if you look at her, OK, she's hot for real life, but in Hollywood terms, she's average.

    OK, she has a freaky-big rack. But from the neck up...hell, I've been out with women that hot.

    That's my criterion...if a Hollywood chick isn't better looking than every chick I've gone out with, she's no sex symbol.
     
  21. TheSlipperyOne

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    I'm not even a Trekkie, but I wouldn't mind seeing that tape.

    Nothing like a hot C-list celebrity getting it on in public.
     
  22. ElJefe

    ElJefe Moderator
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    I agree somewhat. She's got a great body and alleged 36D guns. But she's a little bit of a butterface.
     
  23. skipshady

    skipshady New Member

    Apr 26, 2001
    Orchard St, NYC
    If I use your standards, Rachel Dratch is a ********ing sex symbol in my book.







    If you're reading this, I'm just kidding babe. But you're not, so why do I need this disclaimer?
     
  24. TheSlipperyOne

    TheSlipperyOne Member+

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    A quick Google search with her name brings up 20 pages worth of pictures. Apparently she has appeared in Maxim and FHM among other magazines.

    Maybe she's working her way up to Hustler.
     
  25. BillQ

    BillQ New Member

    Oct 11, 1999
    Chicago, IL

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