1. Chivas, because they attack, attack, attack! 2. The Galaxy (next year, when they get Beckham back and probably add Zidane -- just wait, it will happen) 3. Chicago (I'm choking on this as an FCD fan) because I love watching Blanco.
KC. If they didn't have the retarded nickname and the rainbow I might have been a KC fan instead of a Dallas fan. They are both the same distance for me. Other than that, I am still waiting for OKC or Tulsa to get a team (yes, I know, it aint gonna happen).