If a player wasnt a footballer what occupation would they be? I saw this on 606 and thought i'd do it here. Sol Campbell - bouncer Jens Lehemene - aerobics instructor Henry - Jazz drummer Freddie - model Wenger - optician Parlor - mechanic Bergkamp - Chef Gilberto - clearing tables in a restraunt Veria - basketballer The Neville Brothers - (panto) horse (back and front) up for the Grand National Cole - Comedian Aliadiere - Formula One driver Edu - guitarist for a punk/rock band Keown - actor
Pires- Shakesperian Actor/Musketeer Smith- Drup Pusher James- cross-dressing singer Seaman- pimp Lundberg- pimp/drugpusher Radinski- ratcatcher Dudek- coalminer Giggs- coalminer Keller- insurance salesman Friedal- insurance salesman Howard- insurance salesman McBride- insurance salesman Peschisolido- hobbit Solskjaer- elf Bellamy- gremlin Viera-ork Lesaux-fairae Campo- clown Savage-smuggler Wltford- street vendor Keown- chimneysweep DeVos- dairy farmer Rooney- bodyguard Beckham- model Ronaldo(Brazil)- sandwich-munching parking-lot attendant Ronaldo (Port) - gigolo Forlan- gigolo Reyes- gigolo Shearer - debt-collector Beattie- failed writer Gascoigne- bar owner (before he drank away the profits) Van Nisstlerooy- horse trainer McKaay- donkey trainer Davids- pitbull trainer Wise- prison enforcer Scholes- butcher Duff -baker Baros -candlestick maker Owen- marine Ochocha- bartender Zidine- Border guard Carlos- comedian Figo- fisherman Boy, it's hard to stop once you get going!
Wise - Taxi Driver Beattie - Takeaway Delivery Boy Lee Hughes - Stuntman Ruud - Scuba Diver Gascoigne - British Ambassador to Norway Duff - The kid who scores the penalty after coming on as sub on the advert about disabled people. Bogarde - On the Dole
Before our WC qualifier against them in 92 (or 93 maybe?) he was asked by a Norwegian TV station if he had a message for Norway. "Yes," he replied, directly to the camera. "F--k off, Norway." It was vintage Gazza, needless to say the Norwegians weren't too impressed.