If they werent a football player

Discussion in 'Premier League: News and Analysis' started by musicl, Mar 19, 2004.

  1. musicl

    musicl New Member

    Jan 9, 2004
    If a player wasnt a footballer what occupation would they be? I saw this on 606 and thought i'd do it here.

    Sol Campbell - bouncer
    Jens Lehemene - aerobics instructor
    Henry - Jazz drummer
    Freddie - model
    Wenger - optician
    Parlor - mechanic
    Bergkamp - Chef
    Gilberto - clearing tables in a restraunt
    Veria - basketballer
    The Neville Brothers - (panto) horse (back and front) up for the Grand National
    Cole - Comedian
    Aliadiere - Formula One driver
    Edu - guitarist for a punk/rock band
    Keown - actor
     
  2. beachesl

    beachesl Member

    Oct 21, 2002
    Mendoza, Argentina
    Pires- Shakesperian Actor/Musketeer
    Smith- Drup Pusher
    James- cross-dressing singer
    Seaman- pimp
    Lundberg- pimp/drugpusher
    Radinski- ratcatcher
    Dudek- coalminer
    Giggs- coalminer
    Keller- insurance salesman
    Friedal- insurance salesman
    Howard- insurance salesman
    McBride- insurance salesman
    Peschisolido- hobbit
    Solskjaer- elf
    Bellamy- gremlin
    Viera-ork
    Lesaux-fairae
    Campo- clown
    Savage-smuggler
    Wltford- street vendor
    Keown- chimneysweep
    DeVos- dairy farmer
    Rooney- bodyguard
    Beckham- model
    Ronaldo(Brazil)- sandwich-munching parking-lot attendant
    Ronaldo (Port) - gigolo
    Forlan- gigolo
    Reyes- gigolo
    Shearer - debt-collector
    Beattie- failed writer
    Gascoigne- bar owner (before he drank away the profits)
    Van Nisstlerooy- horse trainer
    McKaay- donkey trainer
    Davids- pitbull trainer
    Wise- prison enforcer
    Scholes- butcher
    Duff -baker
    Baros -candlestick maker
    Owen- marine
    Ochocha- bartender
    Zidine- Border guard
    Carlos- comedian
    Figo- fisherman

    Boy, it's hard to stop once you get going!
     
  3. Wise - Taxi Driver
    Beattie - Takeaway Delivery Boy
    Lee Hughes - Stuntman
    Ruud - Scuba Diver
    Gascoigne - British Ambassador to Norway
    Duff - The kid who scores the penalty after coming on as sub on the advert about disabled people.
    Bogarde - On the Dole
     
  4. beachesl

    beachesl Member

    Oct 21, 2002
    Mendoza, Argentina
    British Ambassador to Norway? What's the inside joke? Has he been a naughty boy?
     
  5. nicephoras

    nicephoras A very stable genius

    Fucklechester Rangers
    Jul 22, 2001
    Eastern Seaboard of Yo! Semite
    What do you mean by IF he wasn't a footballer?
     
  6. Mobile

    Mobile New Member

    Jul 29, 2002
    Melbourne
    Before our WC qualifier against them in 92 (or 93 maybe?) he was asked by a Norwegian TV station if he had a message for Norway.

    "Yes," he replied, directly to the camera. "F--k off, Norway."

    It was vintage Gazza, needless to say the Norwegians weren't too impressed.
     
  7. billyireland

    billyireland Member+

    May 4, 2003
    Sydney, Australia
    And qualified, while England didn't:D
     
  8. sinner78

    sinner78 BigSoccer Supporter

    Nov 7, 2001
    Roy Keane - fairground/carnival worker (dodgems)
     
  9. Mobile

    Mobile New Member

    Jul 29, 2002
    Melbourne
    We were robbed by the Milky Bar Kid in Rotterdam.

    [​IMG]
     
  10. Fair play to him though - he admitted on Fantasy Football he should have been sent off for it.
     

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