If they were not in MLS, where should they work?

Discussion in 'MLS: General' started by Juan Luis Guerra, Jul 19, 2002.

  1. GKiey

    GKiey New Member

    Mar 23, 2003
    Long Island
    geez it only took you close to 2000 postings to come up with ************ like that....nice, keep up the good work
     
  2. IncaEnclave

    IncaEnclave Member

    Aug 24, 2000
    Alexandria, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Peru
    jackass newbie....lighten up....***************in long islanders
     
  3. GKiey

    GKiey New Member

    Mar 23, 2003
    Long Island
    hey ignoramus.....15pts for DCU so far do I hear 22 for the season..cheers
     
  4. IncaEnclave

    IncaEnclave Member

    Aug 24, 2000
    Alexandria, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Peru
    you are right DC united do not have many points...many points we don't have, many championships we do.....many points Metrostars may have, many championships or even one they don't.... i say good day
     
  5. GKiey

    GKiey New Member

    Mar 23, 2003
    Long Island
    ouch...lets see moving fwd
     
  6. supersport

    supersport New Member

    Oct 17, 2001
    San Francisco
    Leave it to newbie to complain about other peoples posts, and then go and post this crap, here of all places.
     
  7. Fiero20

    Fiero20 Member

    Aug 3, 2002
    Gillette Stadium
    Club:
    Fulham FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    i just cant keep myself out of this one...

    [besides the dam newbie...]

    Jim Curtin - DEFINATELY the muppet fan club prez.

    Carlos Ruiz - diving stuntman for the movies 'bend it like beckham' and 'shangai soccer'

    Steve Ralston - new host of 'Charlie Moore Outdoors'

    Chris Carrieri - new WWF superstar

    Eddie Pope - airline pilot

    Tim Howard - the incredible hulk

    John Spencer - the scottish James bond
     
  8. Juan Luis Guerra

    Juan Luis Guerra Red Card

    Jun 11, 2001
    New York City
    Gkiey, why do you bother posting then?. If you dont like a topic, just move on to the next one idiot.
     
  9. Juan Luis Guerra

    Juan Luis Guerra Red Card

    Jun 11, 2001
    New York City
    John Spencer, parking cars outside a prestigious Italian restaurant at the little Italy in New York.
     
  10. Juan Luis Guerra

    Juan Luis Guerra Red Card

    Jun 11, 2001
    New York City
    Dema Kovalenko, coffe shop tender with his friend Hristo
     
  11. billf

    billf Member+

    May 22, 2001
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This one's a winner. I can't stop laughing at this image...
     
  12. Dave Brull

    Dave Brull Member

    Mar 9, 2001
    Mayfield Hts, Ohio
    Club:
    Columbus Crew
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Dema and Hristo - Physical Therapists

    Mamadou Diallo - Anger Management Specialist

    Twellman - Flagpole Cleaner

    Steve Ralston - Fill-in for MCA of Beastie Boys

    Ray Hudson - Day Care Worker

    Roy Lassiter - Bank president

    Bobby Rhine - Milk Carton Photograph

    Clint Mathis - Before Shot for any hair stylist

    Bobby Convey - first victim in slasher movie

    Preki - War Criminal

    Dan Stebbins - Groovy Priest who can speak to the young.

    Jason Kreis - very uptight guy in accounting firm never selected for promotion

    Gilles Grimandi - Motivational Speaker, Showing Strength under Adversity

    Darryl Powell - Follow-up speaker

    ...and I'm spent
     
  13. Juan Luis Guerra

    Juan Luis Guerra Red Card

    Jun 11, 2001
    New York City
    This is serious, Octavio Zambrano, ex MetroStars owns a Newspaper stand in Union City, New Jersey.
     
  14. Pepe

    Pepe New Member

    Jan 18, 2000

    Tim Howard= GK at Manchester United ;-)
     
  15. The Legend

    The Legend New Member

    Sep 13, 2000
    Colorado, Where Lege
    Richie Williams: substitute Oompa-Loompa
     
  16. neilgrossman

    neilgrossman New Member

    May 12, 2000
    Hoboken, NJ
    I think Chris Albright has the look.
     
  17. AvidSinger

    AvidSinger New Member

    Sep 6, 2002
    Massachusetts
    Zach Thornton -- bouncer
    Hristo Stoichkov -- AARP spokesman
    Landon Donovan -- boy band
    Adin Brown -- drill instructor
    Rusty Pierce -- ninja
     
  18. kckicker23

    kckicker23 Member

    Jun 10, 2003
    KC
    Hilarious! I couldn't stop laughing at that one!
     
  19. kckicker23

    kckicker23 Member

    Jun 10, 2003
    KC

    This is a great one too, lol!
     
  20. Juan Luis Guerra

    Juan Luis Guerra Red Card

    Jun 11, 2001
    New York City
    Josh Wolff= animal dentist specialized in dogs
     
  21. Finnegan

    Finnegan Member

    Sep 5, 2001
    Portland Oregon
    Isaiah Bardales Jr - most definitly a porn star. Have you seen this guy's mustache?

    Ben Olsen - Lumberjack

    Ryan Suarez - Anger management counselor

    Preki - Fitness Instructor/Exercize Equipment Infomerical Pitchman

    Demarcus Beaseley - Hip/Hop Artist (have you seen the size of his "Bling-Bling" diamond and gold #7 he wears around his neck?)

    Bocanegra - Tight End for Da Bears

    Howard - Swing guard for some CBA team

    Joey Franchino - Serial Killer
     
  22. Spoon

    Spoon Member

    Feb 25, 1999
    Overland Park Ks
    Club:
    Kansas City Wizards
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Twellman--mop boy for Vivid video

    Jimmy Conrad--New host of "Insomniac"

    Matt KcKeon--Homeless bum on the corrner who beggs for change just to go by a 40 of King Cobra.

    Ruiz--the guy in the parade who cleans up the horse's crap.
     
  23. Paul. A

    Paul. A Member

    Mar 16, 1999
    Wales, UK
    Clint Mathis should either attend Yale University or maybe star in a remake of the Kung Fu tv series. Other possibilities, a soccer poet in an Hal Hartley movie or a garbage engineer in a ken Loach movie. So many opportunities await Mr Mathis.
     
  24. Juan Luis Guerra

    Juan Luis Guerra Red Card

    Jun 11, 2001
    New York City
    *Bob Bradley= dirty old man porno star
    *Ray Hudson= Beer tester
    *Carlos Bocanegra= America´s Most Wanted
    *Pablo Mastroeni = Cook at a Argentinean Parrillada´s restauranta in South LA
    *Many Lago= Gay teacher
    *Amado Guevara= a drunker borracho in Harlem NY.
     
  25. Mountainia

    Mountainia Member

    Jun 19, 2002
    Section 207, Row 7
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Here's some DC united career advice:

    Prideaux: Computer programmer
    Etcheverry: Orkin man
    Convey: Sophomore
    Kovalenko: Paratrooper
    Nelson: 6th grade teacher for the 'problem' students
    Petke: 6th grade student
    Stoichkov: Extremist politician
    Curtis: monk in a nunnery
    Olson: cop
    Ivanov: unemployed

    and finally,

    Rimando: comic book author
     

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