Arsenal - Angelina Jolie - Look good, a bit maverick at times and you know they can fuck you like a randy bear if they want to. Aston Villa - Dido - One big hit. Fairly inoffensive really. Birmingham City - Maria Carey - Occasionally interesting, frequently annoying. Supporters are thick. Blackburn Rovers - Melanie Sykes - Common as muck Lancy, constantly worrying. Bolton Wanderers - Natalie Imbruglia - Always looks like she might go down but never does! Charlton Athletic - Martine McCutcheon -Chirpy Cockney with the ability to spring a few surprises! Chelsea - Maggie Thatcher - Hated by millions, supported by idiots! Everton - Barbara Windsor - Been laughing at those tits so long we forget that once upon a time they actually looked quite good! Fulham - Andrea Corr - Not bad to look at but not much of her. Seems a bit awestruck with fame. Leicester City - Patsy Palmer - Generally a bit crap and second rate really, but some people like her. Leeds United - Christina Aguilera - Dirrrty. Liverpool - Sophie Ellis Bextor - Individually all the components look fantastic - just doesn't work when put together. Man City - Madonna - Have been big at times - now lost the plot a bit - ageing stars. Nice new home though. Man United - Jordan - Dominated by tits. Quite repulsive really. Middlesborough - Tara Palmer Tompkinson - Can look quite good at the back - but nothing at all up front to speak of. Newcastle United - Pamela Anderson - Can look good. Various unsavoury elements though. Portsmouth - Chrissie Hynde - On the face of it a has-been but you're quite interested in what she's going to do next. Southampton - Kylie Minogue - Sometimes you feel sorry for them, They're not huge and you've got a bit of a soft spot. Tottenham Hotspur - Kim Wilde - Glamerous in the 80's not so nice to watch now. Wolverhampton Wanderers - Lynda Lovelace - Big in the 70's guaranteed to go down.
Liverpool - Sophie Ellis Bextor - Individually all the components look fantastic - just doesn't work when put together Correction! Liverpool - Barbara Straisand - Ugly to watch, Sticks to the same old routine, P.S. Surely the lady u paired with Chelsea is more suited to Man Utd Cool Thread
Didn't she get f****d by a dog? They're more like Jane Couch really, ugly to look at, think their heavy, and think they can punch above their weight but they do have sex with dogs.
Originally posted by Matt Clark Liverpool - Raquel Welsh-Looked great years ago-would love to fuck somebody, anybody really, today. Thats better......