If I was President...

Discussion in 'Politics & Current Events' started by dfb547490, Mar 7, 2003.

  1. dfb547490

    dfb547490 New Member

    Feb 9, 2000
    The Heights
    I would set up an e-mail address where people could send in questions about my policies. Then I would go on TV once a week, for a half-hour in prime time, and answer the best ones.


    Alex
     
  2. SoFla Metro

    SoFla Metro Member

    Jul 21, 2000
    Ft. Lauderdale, FL
    If you were president, a lot of people would move to Canada.
     
  3. joseph pakovits

    joseph pakovits New Member

    Apr 29, 1999
    fly-over country
    The comedic potential of this almost makes me want to vote for you.

    OK, not really.

    Still, watching Bush try to do this would provide comedians with almost too much material for the next two years.
     
  4. ross from st paul

    ross from st paul New Member

    Sep 13, 2001
    gold river, CA
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    Queens Park Rangers FC
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    United States
    ..first thing i'd do is learn all about the "subjunctive case."
     
  5. monop_poly

    monop_poly Member

    May 17, 2002
    Chicago
    If you are trying to say that it's disgraceful that Bush can get away with never facing a proper questioning press in his first 2 years in office and then engage in a totally choreographed press conference in order to promote his agenda (breath), I agree.
     
  6. Dante

    Dante Moderator
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    Nov 19, 1998
    Upstate NY
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    Juventus FC
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    United States
    Re: Re: If I was President...

    Tell me a president that has?
     
  7. amerifolklegend

    Jul 21, 1999
    Oakley, America
    :D

    Comedy.
     
  8. joseph pakovits

    joseph pakovits New Member

    Apr 29, 1999
    fly-over country
    My "analyzation" of this topic

    At least the other Presidents were able to function in such an environment and embetter their images without embarrassing themselves. Make no mistake, no other president has looked as just plain dumb as Bush when trying to respond to even the most softball questions. Not even Ford, although this example won't resignate with the younger folks here.

    Or am I just misunderestimating him?
     
  9. Maczebus

    Maczebus Member

    Jun 15, 2002
    Re: My "analyzation" of this topic

    No.
    And just so you know - he doesn't sound any better over here.

    Does actually make me vaguely grateful that Tony is the voice of this country, notwithstanding the reason both are in the news currently.
     
  10. metroflip73

    metroflip73 Member

    Mar 3, 2000
    NYC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I thought you were gonna say that Operation Barbarossa is ready to go.
     
  11. chaski

    chaski Moderator
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    Mar 20, 2000
    redacted
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    Re: My "analyzation" of this topic

    Wasn't Nixon the one who resignated?
     
  12. monop_poly

    monop_poly Member

    May 17, 2002
    Chicago
    Re: Re: My "analyzation" of this topic

    Rimshot.
     
  13. BenReilly

    BenReilly New Member

    Apr 8, 2002
    Re: My "analyzation" of this topic

    That or watching way too much Saturday Night Live.

    Ford was a bright fellow. Actually, he still is.
     
  14. Father Ted

    Father Ted BigSoccer Supporter

    Manchester United, Galway United, New York Red Bulls
    Nov 2, 2001
    Connecticut
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    Manchester United FC
    Nat'l Team:
    Ireland Republic
    If I were President I would get fat interns to service me while I discuss the Israel-Palestine issues on the phone with Arafat.
     
  15. Chicago1871

    Chicago1871 Member

    Apr 21, 2001
    If you were president you might want to work on the legal issues surrounding gun control and be very worried about assassination attempts.
     
  16. Dan Loney

    Dan Loney BigSoccer Supporter

    Mar 10, 2000
    Cincilluminati
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    Los Angeles Sol
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    Philippines
    Re: Re: My "analyzation" of this topic

    Jerry Ford is so stupid, he couldn't chew gum and crap at the same time. - Lyndon Johnson
     
  17. Garcia

    Garcia Member

    Dec 14, 1999
    Castro Castro
    University of Michigan...nuf said.
     

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