Barack Obama broke my hand. Seriously. I just got back from the hospital. I slammed my hand down when he won last night. My hand's gotten worse all day. I couldn't make fist. I broke my 5th metacarpal. Cast for 2 to 4 weeks. STUPID Obama. Guess I am a liberal, I am already blaming someone else for my problems.
We could turn this into a what bones have you broken in body thread. Me, zero. Although I'm pretty sure I am actively working, walking, and playing some soccer, with some serious knee damage.
Add injuring Eddie to the long list of Obama's accomplishments. It'll be right there next to...... guys?
That's a solid plan................... Given the state of the economy, I don't see him dealing with health care reform in the first two years, and after that, bets are off.
Right now I wish I could get the audio from this video: http://www.videosift.com/video/Beck-Clap-Hands-SNL
But I doubt that it would have prevented the funniest wall related incident for Eddie. It goes back to the days when Eddie and I shared a house outside of Philly. Post Manayunk cycle race drinking fest I hear this noise and walk out of my bedroom to see Eddie stuck ass-first in the dry wall. For the next few months we had an Eddie-ass sized hole in the wall outside our bathroom. That's a pretty big hole for those of you keeping score at home. Turns out the builders did a sloppy job and had wooden beams too far apart but I doubt anyone thought they had to mitigate against someone falling ass first through a wall
It appears I was right about hating Obama after all. http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=589743&sec=england&&cc=5901
He just wants to see Zola - can't blame a man for that. And eddie, don't tempt me to change the title of this thread to "Barack Obama broke my heart". I have the power..............
Ah no sorry Walter, I'm actually looking for pictures of him while still in the wall. They must exist, because if that happened I would have to take a picture before I helped my buddy out of the wall
I've been drinking with friends tonight. So let me statr typng wrierd to mkae it smeem like I can't licqoru my hold. Saturday is officially my Birthday (unofficially). I've invited some of my good friends for a night of debauchery and filth to celebrate my birth...that occured on the 17th of July. I want to see how many gifts I can accumulate. They can't be angry with me because if they give me something, that proves they didn't remember when my actual birthday was and thus are terrible friends. At least that's what I will tell them. It also proves that they were probably too intoxicated four months ago when we celebrated. So far the count is: Accepted invitation without question: 5 Accepted invitation with slight hesitation: 4 Accepted invitation, and called me a four letter word for doing this: 6 I'm banking on 5 birthday cards. Either way, I'm a winner.