IC 2: Barack Obama broke my hand.

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  1. Eddie26

    Eddie26 Moderator
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    Sep 23, 2004
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    Barack Obama broke my hand. Seriously. I just got back from the hospital.

    I slammed my hand down when he won last night. My hand's gotten worse all day. I couldn't make fist. I broke my 5th metacarpal. Cast for 2 to 4 weeks.

    STUPID Obama. Guess I am a liberal, I am already blaming someone else for my problems.
     
  2. yasik19

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    I feel you man. Oh well, let's see how he does.
     
  3. Walter3000

    Walter3000 Member+

    Apr 8, 2004
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    We could turn this into a what bones have you broken in body thread.

    Me, zero. Although I'm pretty sure I am actively working, walking, and playing some soccer, with some serious knee damage.
     
  4. Rman3349

    Rman3349 Member

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    Oct 31, 2006
    Boston
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    Add injuring Eddie to the long list of Obama's accomplishments. It'll be right there next to......




    guys?
     
  5. Kazuma

    Kazuma Member+

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    Detroit
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    Just got back from an AC/DC concert. Not bad.
     
  6. nicephoras

    nicephoras A very stable genius

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    Eastern Seaboard of Yo! Semite
    At least shows he's competent. The other candidates would have just bruised you.
     
  7. Eddie26

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    This sucks. It is so hard to type with just my left hand
     
  8. nicephoras

    nicephoras A very stable genius

    Fucklechester Rangers
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    Eastern Seaboard of Yo! Semite
    See, if you were a liberal, you'd have been smart enough not to punch a wall. :)
     
  9. Eddie26

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    Or I would punch it because Barack is going to give everyone free healthcare
     
  10. nicephoras

    nicephoras A very stable genius

    Fucklechester Rangers
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    Eastern Seaboard of Yo! Semite
    That's a solid plan...................
    Given the state of the economy, I don't see him dealing with health care reform in the first two years, and after that, bets are off.
     
  11. Kazuma

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    Detroit
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  12. Kerry Dixon's Boots

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    Jun 6, 2006
    77 degrees
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    But I doubt that it would have prevented the funniest wall related incident for Eddie.

    It goes back to the days when Eddie and I shared a house outside of Philly. Post Manayunk cycle race drinking fest I hear this noise and walk out of my bedroom to see Eddie stuck ass-first in the dry wall.

    For the next few months we had an Eddie-ass sized hole in the wall outside our bathroom. That's a pretty big hole for those of you keeping score at home.

    Turns out the builders did a sloppy job and had wooden beams too far apart but I doubt anyone thought they had to mitigate against someone falling ass first through a wall :D
     
  13. Rman3349

    Rman3349 Member

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    Will rep for pictures :D
     
  14. Kazuma

    Kazuma Member+

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    Detroit
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    Same here. :D

    My hearing is still shot from last night. It was a decent show but not the best.
     
  15. Eddie26

    Eddie26 Moderator
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    Sep 23, 2004
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    8 days and the Phillies are still the World Champions. Guess it wasn't a dream.
     
  16. Eddie26

    Eddie26 Moderator
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    I have some somewhere.
     
  17. Blue Celery

    Blue Celery Member

    Apr 13, 2007
    Not pictures of your ass Eddie. Pictures of the hole in the wall.

    What day is the election again?
     
  18. mshankb

    mshankb Member

    Nov 15, 2004
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    I found this pretty amusing

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  19. Eddie26

    Eddie26 Moderator
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  20. yasik19

    yasik19 Moderator
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    Daly City
  21. nicephoras

    nicephoras A very stable genius

    Fucklechester Rangers
    Jul 22, 2001
    Eastern Seaboard of Yo! Semite
  22. Rman3349

    Rman3349 Member

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    Oct 31, 2006
    Boston
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    Ah no sorry Walter, I'm actually looking for pictures of him while still in the wall. They must exist, because if that happened I would have to take a picture before I helped my buddy out of the wall
     
  23. Kerry Dixon's Boots

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    Jun 6, 2006
    77 degrees
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    Chelsea FC
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    England
    Are you saying I missed an opportunity? Dammit, you're right!!
     
  24. Blue Celery

    Blue Celery Member

    Apr 13, 2007
    I've been drinking with friends tonight. So let me statr typng wrierd to mkae it smeem like I can't licqoru my hold.

    Saturday is officially my Birthday (unofficially). I've invited some of my good friends for a night of debauchery and filth to celebrate my birth...that occured on the 17th of July. I want to see how many gifts I can accumulate.

    They can't be angry with me because if they give me something, that proves they didn't remember when my actual birthday was and thus are terrible friends. At least that's what I will tell them. It also proves that they were probably too intoxicated four months ago when we celebrated.

    So far the count is:

    Accepted invitation without question: 5
    Accepted invitation with slight hesitation: 4
    Accepted invitation, and called me a four letter word for doing this: 6

    I'm banking on 5 birthday cards.

    Either way, I'm a winner.
     
  25. Kazuma

    Kazuma Member+

    Chelsea
    Jul 30, 2007
    Detroit
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    Danny, you are really a big ruck at times. People like you are complete beds you know that?
     

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