This is NOT a nostalgia thread. This is not for reminiscing about the first time daddy took you to the stadium or how your always-drunken Unlce Syoma explained to you at length the beauties of Volzhskaya Zatsepka and its inherent superiority to anything those meschugge CSK MO can ever come up with. This is simply to come to terms with what good it is that we find in our teams RIGHT NOW. For even the dullest and the sorriest outfits will sure endear themselves to some demented slob's heart. Like any number of parents who wheep a tear of joy at the sight of their kid in a school play, even if his talents barely extend beyond picking between his toes and the role of the silent squirrel was given to him out of pity. This is also to bash the rest mercilessly. Sometimes it's impossible to be proud of what you have without undeservingly putting down the others. Shall metros11 begin with his lengthy and well-rehearsed explanation intended to masquerade the fact that his devotion to Dynamo Kiev is pure bandwagonnery? Or shall Zenit explain why Petrzela's everpresent scarf does not make him look gay?