I love Chelsea...

Discussion in 'Chelsea' started by Eddie26, Dec 20, 2005.

  1. Eddie26

    Eddie26 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 23, 2004
    Pittsadelphia
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I want to say sorry to all me Chekslea bretheren. I never menat to turn my back. I realized tonigh just how much I love Chelsea. I remember the dfirst time I saw a Stamford Bridge. It was elecitric. I loved it. Denis Wise was warmeing up and he was the f';n man. So hard in the tackel. I love him.

    And then HE started troltting out...gianfrnaco Zola. God. He was just so smiooth in his mooves. He was elegante and just frekaning smooth. Then ball was like attached ot his foot and could't come out of his foot. I was incredibule. He scored. I want crazy and fell in love. I'd never seen anyoene like it. #25.........there will never ben another.

    I was in awe of everyhting there. The signing. The celerey. Errr...I wishg I could have knwn how much of an ifluence that game would have been.

    I love Chelsea. I loved the time in like 199-2000 when JT Would play and we just KNEW he would be a superdstar. Others doubted, but not us. Then Jody f'n Morris and Michael Dubery f'dhim up for awhile but JT came out a better man. Now look at him. He's first chocie for England.

    I ********ng love Stamford Bridge. I love when you fget off of the Fulhjam Broadway stop on the Tube and walk toward it. There's vendors everywhen selling tshirt and picktures, etc. (BTW, they are then most comforstable t-shirts. I am wearing a Hasslegbaink one now and for one like 6GBP!!) As you walk down Fulham Road (CHELSEA> CHELSEA!) its' like a zoo. People everywhere. Make sure you have 2pounds in your pocket for a programme!!!!! And stop in the Brittania. It's diagon to the fisrt entrance that you will come to on Fulham Roaf. It's loud and crazy. I rememeber the first time I went in there. I walked in and everyone was in the ground. I thoght, what the f' is his ********! Then they started signing TEN MEN WENT TO MOW~! Then there weere others andI learned them all, CArefree!!!.. Over ladn and sea, CHelsea Alllouette, Oh WEst London, Keep hte blue flag flying high!, etc ,etc etc. I sing them constantly when I see Chelsea......R to the IZA will attest.

    I never menat to give the impressio nthat I favor WEst Ham. Everyone knows I am Chelsea throught and through. I just wanted to testify to hpw much I love CHELSEA!

    FOREVER AND EER!
    WE'LL FOLLOW OUR TEAM
    CUASE WE'RE ETHE CHELSEA
    AND WE'RE SUPRREME!

    wE'LL NEVER BE MASTERED
    BY NO NOTHERN BASTARD!
    WE'LL KEEP THE BLUE FLAKG
    FLYING HAIGH!!

    FLYING HIGH UP IN THE SKY!
    WE'LL KEEP THE BLUE FLAG FLYING HIGHT!
    FROM STAMGORD BRIDGE TO WEMBERLY!
    WE'LL KEEP THE BLUE FLAG FLYING HIGHT!

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    THE NEW YORK BLUEs1
    OUR FULL OF BOOZe1
    THE NEW YORK BLUES ARE FULL OF BOOZE!
    WE'LL SHAG YOUR BAEER
    AND DRINK YOUR WOMEN!
    THE NEW YORK BLUES1 ARE FULL OF VBOOZE!!
     
  2. The Other MJ

    The Other MJ Member

    Jan 5, 2005
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Eddie, hand me your keys. I'm calling you a cab.

    It's good to see you were only temporarily blowing bubbles.
     
  3. CanadaBlue

    CanadaBlue Member

    Feb 2, 2005
    California
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Order has been restored in the universe!!
    There really is a Father Christmas!
     
  4. BridgeMonkee

    BridgeMonkee BigSoccer Supporter

    Jul 25, 2002
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    *wipes tears from eyes*

    the prodigal returns

    "welcome home eddie" :)
     
  5. Eddie26

    Eddie26 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 23, 2004
    Pittsadelphia
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Good God...I'm sorry people. Since schools been over I've been drinking nearly every night. Next show is tonight around 2:30am after a night out with my main Gooner Nick.

    Tip your waiters or waitresses, I'll be here all week.

    CENTRIFUGAL FORCE!
     
  6. Riz

    Riz Member+

    Nov 18, 2004
    R-ville, Murrlin
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    Eddie, you fvcking ROCK. :D

    *hands MonkeeMan a tissue*

    :D

    Lovejoy!
     
  7. yasik19

    yasik19 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Oct 21, 2004
    Daly City
    booz....it does a body good. :D
     
  8. Eddie26

    Eddie26 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 23, 2004
    Pittsadelphia
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    This weeks episode with Gordon Ramsey was hilarious.

    EASY! EASY! EASY! NO YOU SHUT UP!!
     
  9. maturin

    maturin Member

    Jun 8, 2004
    I wish I'd been near a computer last night...

    Eddie we could have been BS drunk buddies. It woulda been lots of fun.
     
  10. Eddie26

    Eddie26 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 23, 2004
    Pittsadelphia
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    2:30am tonight will be the next show. It's $2 Tuesday Trivia Night...$2 for beer, wings, cheesesteaks, burgers, fingers. And Chelsenal is the greatest trivia team in history. Nick and I kick butt.
     
  11. Clan

    Clan Member

    Apr 23, 2002
    I think you should carry on supporting the Hammers myself..........
     
  12. Clan

    Clan Member

    Apr 23, 2002
    ...oh, wait a second here..why not bugger off and support the Arse.
    After all, you'll get that 'don't know if we'll win this one lads' excitement just about every single week now, regardless of opposition.

    Yeah..thats it eddie, they're clearly the team for you.
     
  13. Eddie26

    Eddie26 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 23, 2004
    Pittsadelphia
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Git. :D
     
  14. Clan

    Clan Member

    Apr 23, 2002
    er............I was serious!
     
  15. Eddie26

    Eddie26 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 23, 2004
    Pittsadelphia
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    er............so was I!
     
  16. yasik19

    yasik19 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Oct 21, 2004
    Daly City
    that's it.....forum ban for Eddie. :D
     
  17. Eddie26

    Eddie26 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 23, 2004
    Pittsadelphia
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I think he'd like to.
     
  18. n4100

    n4100 Member

    Dec 10, 2003
    Philadelphia
    I don't know if most of Gooners would consider that "excitement", more of a sense of nausea recently.

    And really as great a guy as he is, I just don't think he'd look good in red, lord knows all I ever see him in is chelsea stuff.
     
  19. minorthreat

    minorthreat Member

    Jan 1, 2001
    NYC
    Club:
    Real Madrid
    Nat'l Team:
    Spain
    If he wanted that, he should just take Real Madrid as a second team. Like nicephoras.

    What?
     
  20. Riz

    Riz Member+

    Nov 18, 2004
    R-ville, Murrlin
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    England
    One drunken night of pledging your allegience to Chelsea won't mend the trust that you have broken with us all.

    *shakes head slowly*



    .... ;)
     
  21. Eddie26

    Eddie26 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Sep 23, 2004
    Pittsadelphia
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    Evidently, Clan's made that much straight.
     
  22. Brook

    Brook BigSoccer Supporter

    Sep 13, 2001
    Cleveland
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Holy cow, Eddie! You werent even that drunked up during the US Tour! Nice rant though!
     
  23. sanariot

    sanariot Member

    Nov 19, 2001
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to eddieba26 again.
     
  24. sanariot

    sanariot Member

    Nov 19, 2001
    Club:
    Chelsea FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Clanblue again.

    I'm sensing a theme here....I guess it's just somebody's way of telling me to hop off the fence and finally decide which one of Zani's posts is the most repworthy... :D
     
  25. nicephoras

    nicephoras A very stable genius

    Fucklechester Rangers
    Jul 22, 2001
    Eastern Seaboard of Yo! Semite
    Yeah - the Arse are so entertaining they even make games against Doncaster exciting.
     

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