I want to say sorry to all me Chekslea bretheren. I never menat to turn my back. I realized tonigh just how much I love Chelsea. I remember the dfirst time I saw a Stamford Bridge. It was elecitric. I loved it. Denis Wise was warmeing up and he was the f';n man. So hard in the tackel. I love him. And then HE started troltting out...gianfrnaco Zola. God. He was just so smiooth in his mooves. He was elegante and just frekaning smooth. Then ball was like attached ot his foot and could't come out of his foot. I was incredibule. He scored. I want crazy and fell in love. I'd never seen anyoene like it. #25.........there will never ben another. I was in awe of everyhting there. The signing. The celerey. Errr...I wishg I could have knwn how much of an ifluence that game would have been. I love Chelsea. I loved the time in like 199-2000 when JT Would play and we just KNEW he would be a superdstar. Others doubted, but not us. Then Jody f'n Morris and Michael Dubery f'dhim up for awhile but JT came out a better man. Now look at him. He's first chocie for England. I ********ng love Stamford Bridge. I love when you fget off of the Fulhjam Broadway stop on the Tube and walk toward it. There's vendors everywhen selling tshirt and picktures, etc. (BTW, they are then most comforstable t-shirts. I am wearing a Hasslegbaink one now and for one like 6GBP!!) As you walk down Fulham Road (CHELSEA> CHELSEA!) its' like a zoo. People everywhere. Make sure you have 2pounds in your pocket for a programme!!!!! And stop in the Brittania. It's diagon to the fisrt entrance that you will come to on Fulham Roaf. It's loud and crazy. I rememeber the first time I went in there. I walked in and everyone was in the ground. I thoght, what the f' is his ********! Then they started signing TEN MEN WENT TO MOW~! Then there weere others andI learned them all, CArefree!!!.. Over ladn and sea, CHelsea Alllouette, Oh WEst London, Keep hte blue flag flying high!, etc ,etc etc. I sing them constantly when I see Chelsea......R to the IZA will attest. I never menat to give the impressio nthat I favor WEst Ham. Everyone knows I am Chelsea throught and through. I just wanted to testify to hpw much I love CHELSEA! FOREVER AND EER! WE'LL FOLLOW OUR TEAM CUASE WE'RE ETHE CHELSEA AND WE'RE SUPRREME! wE'LL NEVER BE MASTERED BY NO NOTHERN BASTARD! WE'LL KEEP THE BLUE FLAKG FLYING HAIGH!! FLYING HIGH UP IN THE SKY! WE'LL KEEP THE BLUE FLAG FLYING HIGHT! FROM STAMGORD BRIDGE TO WEMBERLY! WE'LL KEEP THE BLUE FLAG FLYING HIGHT! -------------------------------------- THE NEW YORK BLUEs1 OUR FULL OF BOOZe1 THE NEW YORK BLUES ARE FULL OF BOOZE! WE'LL SHAG YOUR BAEER AND DRINK YOUR WOMEN! THE NEW YORK BLUES1 ARE FULL OF VBOOZE!!
Eddie, hand me your keys. I'm calling you a cab. It's good to see you were only temporarily blowing bubbles.
Good God...I'm sorry people. Since schools been over I've been drinking nearly every night. Next show is tonight around 2:30am after a night out with my main Gooner Nick. Tip your waiters or waitresses, I'll be here all week. CENTRIFUGAL FORCE!
I wish I'd been near a computer last night... Eddie we could have been BS drunk buddies. It woulda been lots of fun.
2:30am tonight will be the next show. It's $2 Tuesday Trivia Night...$2 for beer, wings, cheesesteaks, burgers, fingers. And Chelsenal is the greatest trivia team in history. Nick and I kick butt.
...oh, wait a second here..why not bugger off and support the Arse. After all, you'll get that 'don't know if we'll win this one lads' excitement just about every single week now, regardless of opposition. Yeah..thats it eddie, they're clearly the team for you.
I don't know if most of Gooners would consider that "excitement", more of a sense of nausea recently. And really as great a guy as he is, I just don't think he'd look good in red, lord knows all I ever see him in is chelsea stuff.
One drunken night of pledging your allegience to Chelsea won't mend the trust that you have broken with us all. *shakes head slowly* ....
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Clanblue again. I'm sensing a theme here....I guess it's just somebody's way of telling me to hop off the fence and finally decide which one of Zani's posts is the most repworthy...