I Like Mike

Discussion in 'D.C. United' started by Red&Black, Jan 16, 2003.

  1. Red&Black

    Red&Black Member+

    Aug 30, 2001
    Lot 8
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Burkina Faso
    Now that we picked up Earnie, I am taking back all nastyness about petke, though he still has the stain.
     
  2. CHICO13

    CHICO13 Moderator
    Staff Member

    Oct 4, 2001
    SECTION 135
    Club:
    The Strongest La Paz
    Nat'l Team:
    Bolivia
    Much like brocolli, I would imagine it's going to be an aquired taste.
     
  3. Begbie

    Begbie New Member

    Mar 10, 2001
    La Barra Brava
    I didn't really mean to insult Petke's sexual choices, his family, his state, his team, his hair and his shoes. He's on probation until he takes out his first Metro.
     
  4. Detective40oz

    Detective40oz Member

    Jun 16, 2000
    Fairfax, VA
    Club:
    DC United
    Mike Petke taking out Moreno, that will just be weird!
     
  5. Topo

    Topo Member

    Feb 15, 2001
    But, not unprecedented.

    What will be weird will be us thinking it's a good thing rather than the crime of the century.
     
  6. shawn12011

    shawn12011 Member+

    Jun 15, 2001
    Reisterstown, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    It is going to take more than one Mutro to get him off my probation. But taking out Meola just once would work for me. :D
     
  7. Lanky134

    Lanky134 New Member

    Oct 25, 1999
    134, 3, 6
    Played for the Metros, appeared in a commercial with Cobi (as straight man, no less). It'll take a Cup-winning goal to accept him.
     
  8. revelation

    revelation Member+

    Dec 17, 1998
    FC St. Pauli
    Club:
    FC Sankt Pauli
    I don't think there are enough mind-bending substances to get me to "LIKE" Petke. However, I do believe that I consume enough beer at most sporting events to tolerate his presence... :)
     
  9. shawn12011

    shawn12011 Member+

    Jun 15, 2001
    Reisterstown, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States

    Oh, off probation does not equal "Like Mike" in my book. It is just so that I don't turn my back in silence when he is introduced pregame.
     
  10. revelation

    revelation Member+

    Dec 17, 1998
    FC St. Pauli
    Club:
    FC Sankt Pauli
    I'm waiting for the first introduction so I can get a round of "Petke is a Wanker" out of my system. From then on I will not heckle him, while he wears the Black or White kit of DC United!
     
  11. Sachin

    Sachin New Member

    Jan 14, 2000
    La Norte
    Club:
    DC United
    *WHEW*

    I thought this thread was about Mike Lastort. No one likes him .... and he doesn't care. ;)

    Sachin
     
  12. Anthony

    Anthony Member+

    Chelsea
    United States
    Aug 20, 1999
    Chicago
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I hereby resolve never to make a "Mike Petke is a pervert for kissing soccer balls" statement again.

    After this is posted that is.

    Unless he is traded to another team or signs with Manchester United.
     
  13. Benedict XVI

    Benedict XVI Member

    Nov 22, 1999
    Ciudad del Encanto
    Club:
    Lisburn Distillery FC
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    i still think he's a cheap no-talent hack of a thug.
     
  14. Z010 Union

    Z010 Union Member

    Mar 28, 2002
    Club:
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    [​IMG]

    She Does!
     
  15. Bambule GK

    Bambule GK New Member

    Aug 16, 2000
    The ATL
    It didn't take too long for Oakland to take to Jerry Rice...

    I think most folks in NY got over The Babes residual Boston stank pretty quick.



    No, I'm not saying Petke is that good, but once the dude is on the team... He's on the team.

    Get over it.


    Look at hockey as an example. People hate that little bastard Barnaby... Until suits up for THEIR squad. Most folks in Pittsburg are pretty happ[y with that ************er.

    I think Petke is similar. He'll grow on us... Like a fungus.
     
  16. subbuteo

    subbuteo New Member

    Dec 17, 2002
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    she only wants his beer
     
  17. shawn12011

    shawn12011 Member+

    Jun 15, 2001
    Reisterstown, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You mean it is not about his award winnng personallity??? ;)
     
  18. MikeLastort2

    MikeLastort2 Member

    Mar 28, 2002
    Takoma Park, MD
    I do so care!!!

    I want people to not like me.

    I was worried when I saw this thread title too. :)
     
  19. MikeLastort2

    MikeLastort2 Member

    Mar 28, 2002
    Takoma Park, MD
    True, but Jan has excellent taste.

    Not that beer. That was Budweiser. Hell, I barely want that myself, but I was thirsty.

    Hey, watch it or I'll make you change your avatar. :)
     
  20. TCompton

    TCompton Member

    Oct 21, 2002
    Alexandria
    Dido!!

    In fact, I'd like anyone who did that while he's wearing an MLS jersey... (may he never wear the Black & Red).
     
  21. shawn12011

    shawn12011 Member+

    Jun 15, 2001
    Reisterstown, MD
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Avatar?? What's an avatar?? ;)



    Yes because his showing up in my nets would spell the end of my association with DC United. I think he should go back to his off Broadway production of "Death of a Salesman". He did not need the extra padding to play Willie Loweman.
     
  22. EdTheRed

    EdTheRed Member+

    Feb 6, 2001
    Loose On The Town
    Club:
    DC United
    Nat'l Team:
    Cook Islands
    I believe Arthur Miller is carrying a permanent yellow for spoiling the result in the title of his play.
     
  23. dsheon

    dsheon New Member

    Jun 12, 2000
    Barnaby played for the Rangers last night. NHL makes even more trades than we do it seems.
     
  24. Stogey23

    Stogey23 Member+

    Dec 12, 1998
    San Diego, CA
    Looks like you lost a good amount of weight Mike!

    Congrats!
     
  25. roarksown1

    roarksown1 Member

    Mar 30, 2001
    Playa del Rey, CA
    Club:
    Hamburger SV
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    "You're so vain...you probably think this song is about you..."
     

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