I just shook my Magic Eight Ball and it said:

Discussion in 'San Jose Earthquakes' started by Noah Dahl, Oct 27, 2004.

  1. Noah Dahl

    Noah Dahl New Member

    Nov 1, 2001
    Pottersville
    "Signs point to 'Oh Crap.'"
     
  2. alliu23

    alliu23 I'm a Yank til I Die

    Jul 28, 2004
    Williamsport, PA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    well what did you ask your magic 8 ball? I'll just hope you asked it about KC's chance to knock the Quakes out :) don't be too superstitious!!!!
     
  3. wonderman

    wonderman New Member

    May 13, 2004
    Los Angeles
    Club:
    Los Angeles Galaxy
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I am a Galaxy fan, and I just pooped in my pants.
     
  4. sj_quakes_fan

    sj_quakes_fan Member

    May 18, 2001
    San Jose
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Well Noah Dahl's magic 8 ball is working. The LA fans are crapping already!
     
  5. QuakeAttack

    QuakeAttack Member+

    Apr 10, 2002
    California - Bay Area
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Back to your original crap post...

    I'm assuming your commenting on the latest articles in the SJ Mercury. As long as it didn't say "See Yeah", the Quakes should be OK.

    Or, you could be about to get fired...
     
  6. Albany58

    Albany58 Member+

    Sep 14, 1999
    Concord, CA USA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Just as we thought. Galaxy fans with their heads in it deep. Must be lunch time down south.
     
  7. Noah Dahl

    Noah Dahl New Member

    Nov 1, 2001
    Pottersville
    Spread some tea leaves and they went pell mell. Shed goats innards and boy did they smell. Gonna find me a shaman woman with a rump shakin' like shakira. One potata two potata three potata four.

    Quakes hold on for the tie. Amanpour invades pitch in an orange toga, insists he can play goal.

    Ask again later.
     
  8. Beerking

    Beerking Member+

    Nov 14, 2000
    Humboldt County
    Why do you people respond to the 12 year old idiots that support the galaxatives and post garbage on our boards?
     
  9. chowhog99

    chowhog99 Member

    Sep 26, 2002
    Pass the Tissues
    Like last year, I can't wait to borrow LA Galaxy STADIUM to play the MLS Championship. Thanks Galaxy for letting us borrow such a great stadium. See ya in November!

    GO EARTHQUAKES
     
  10. Noah Dahl

    Noah Dahl New Member

    Nov 1, 2001
    Pottersville
    More prognostication please. Oh and no logic, thank you.
     
  11. TyffaneeSue

    TyffaneeSue moderator
    Staff Member

    Nov 15, 2003
    Upstairs
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Oh, and iam, could you please go around before the game and pick up any, er, droppings that you and your buddies might have left in your haste to exit before the Quakes arrival?
     
  12. Noah Dahl

    Noah Dahl New Member

    Nov 1, 2001
    Pottersville
    Peek-a-boo moon startles the loon, but why did the half-footed pidgin cross the road? Parts is parts, divining arts for crusty farts. Is the goose cooked or be he cookin? Signs is crossed, Houston weather holding pattern.
     
  13. JazzyJ

    JazzyJ BigSoccer Supporter

    Jun 25, 2003
    OK, I tried my luck at:

    http://www.indra.com/8ball/front.html

    My question: "Will the Quakes stay in the Bay Area for next year?"

    Eight-ball: "Yes, definitely".

    I tried a few more times, but of course, in Eight Ball, only the first answer is valid. :)

    Actually, this site's a little better (flashier animation and sound).

    http://www.mattelgames.com/magic8/flash_index.asp
     
  14. living_ded_boy

    living_ded_boy New Member

    May 24, 2001
    Pleasanton, Ca
    We took their* super model girlfriend's** virginity in 2003 and now in 2004 we will go back and impregnate their now wife, since they can't seem to do the job. By the way.....I hear she will be cheating on them with some candy striped goat worshippers*** next season.


    *Galaxy
    **Home Depot Center
    ***Chivas USA
     
  15. Albany58

    Albany58 Member+

    Sep 14, 1999
    Concord, CA USA
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    It's fun to tease stupid idiots like that. Especially when you know that most Galaxy fans have their heads in the toilet anyway.
     
  16. sj_quakes_fan

    sj_quakes_fan Member

    May 18, 2001
    San Jose
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    billreeves rocks!!!! Holy heck I'm laughing so hard!!!
     
  17. sj_quakes_fan

    sj_quakes_fan Member

    May 18, 2001
    San Jose
    Club:
    San Jose Earthquakes
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    Rock on!!! The trick is to ask out loud with confidence. Every time I did that I got a "yes" type answer!
     
  18. sonofapitch

    sonofapitch New Member

    Feb 11, 2002
    Novato, CA
    Consider this year's game and last year's sort of like a "test drive" for our own some day soon. ;)
     
  19. Noah Dahl

    Noah Dahl New Member

    Nov 1, 2001
    Pottersville
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  20. swedcrip34

    swedcrip34 New Member

    Mar 17, 2004
    little early to start the drinking?
     
  21. Noah Dahl

    Noah Dahl New Member

    Nov 1, 2001
    Pottersville
    Just scrying in my beer.
     
  22. Noah Dahl

    Noah Dahl New Member

    Nov 1, 2001
    Pottersville
    Except he deleted my post about Kirovski and Ruiz and poopie. I got good rep for that.
     
  23. sonofapitch

    sonofapitch New Member

    Feb 11, 2002
    Novato, CA
    SOP: "Magic 8 Ball, Magic 8 Ball...will the Quakes reach MLS Cup '04 so we can go to LA, get totally dissed at the awards banquet, have a hella good time at the hotel partying, then drive through the streets to the stadium on gameday with music blasting and banners waving out the windows--traveling the final 6 blocks to the stadium next to a busload of fans for the opposing team, see our guys play a solid, professional, "team" brand of footie and win the game--staying our execution from MLS while simultaneously earning us another very Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, a third star on our jersey and chance to have my picture taken kissing the Cup at the year-end party again?"

    M8B: "It is decidedly so!" :D
     
  24. JazzyJ

    JazzyJ BigSoccer Supporter

    Jun 25, 2003
    Nice long sentence. I like it!
     
  25. Dark Cloud

    Dark Cloud New Member

    Apr 5, 2003
    Mountain View
    Hey I got the same email yesterday.
     

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