huh. Thanks to the new yuck monkey of BS for creating the faggiest thread since the 2002 USMNT photo shoot thread. Only this time it now includes Dallas players. I was getting tired of not hearing how gay this sport is, anyway.
There are only two players I have ever been nervous about meeting and they were Willo and Cooper. This is because they played for Manchester United and have been on the same field as my two favorite players, Eric "The King" Cantona and Wayne "El Blanco Pele" Rooney.
Gee whiz, I am humbled. And you are very welcome. Being the new yuck monkey takes a LOT of tenacity. Adding in the 'fagginess' quotient that you apparently appreciate so deeply takes even more. But you haven't told us who YOUR man-crushes are. C'mon OUT, big boy.
Well, this thread has earned me a proper signature file. I have been waiting for someone to post something I could use to quote, something that would make me proud. Ladies and Gentledorks, introducing FC Zippy's sig:
Okay, I've decided to come clean with my man-crush. For a while now I've been having naughty thoughts about FC Zippy. There....I said it....I feel like a weight has been lifted. Whew....feels good to come clean.
You two kids need to try PMing one another! I always liked Ryan Suarez for his passion on the field. And up until this year I absolutely loved to watch ROB- not so much lately. But that's not really a man-crush is it?
I guess closest I ever came to that definition was admiration of Brad Davis' feet. My goodness does that guy have lightening quick touch. Freaking stunning. That's the one soccer talent I always dreamed of having as I am light years from having that kind of skill.
Buzz! I didn't know ya had it in ya, and yer a damned fine man for coming clean. I can now read 3rd Degree again in good conscience! But, ya know, I am NOT a soccer player of any kind or sort. That is not a good thing. However, I don't think had I been exposed to soccer at a young age and with proper coaching that I would have ever been anything more than a scrub. Lack of quick feet seem to be a major problem (and always was) for me. I think that's why I am always so blown away by just about ANY soccer player.