I Hate NY

Lalas: “But he has some unfinished business with the MetroStars: Winning a championship. This is not only a homecoming for him, but a reckoning.”

Rots o luck, ex-goatee boy. We'll just go low to the near post

 

I really can't take anything this guy says too seriously. He's the only player in MLS that I've seen booed by his home fans (Salvadorans booing United players at RFK doesn't count. The Metro fans booed Lalas because he sucked....or looked funny....one or the other).

 

You hate New York in general

What did New York ever do to you

Word of advice change the thread title to you hate the Metrostars

 

Time for La Norte to warm up the donut throwing arms.

 

i hate new york and new jersey, both states, straight up. hosting the metrocrap is reason enough.

 

I do.

It just is. And it's f'ing arrogant about it.

Rangers, Isles, Metros, Yankees, Mets and that squeekball team. Hate 'em all.

 

It's also a funny play on the ubiquitous tourist shirt.

 

He's fat
He's round
He bounces on the ground
Meola! Meola!

 

The feeling is mutual.

 

No, its not really. You hate us because we're good.

We hate you because you're just trash.

...And you're in OUR f'in forum.

 

I love this. I really, really love this. The first two steps in Lalas' master plan to make the Metros a "SuperClub"? Suarez the Petulant; and Meola the Doughnut King. Which could have been Meola the Retired, Meola the Out of Shape, and Meola the Way Past His Prime. SuperClub. This is great.

 

Exactly.

The Metros hate us in the same way that, say, Nicaraguans hate the US government. Years of domination and control have created a lot of pain and anger, but also a deep sense of resentment at not being the one in charge.

We hate the Metros in the way an outdoorsman hates a fly. It buzzes around and is annoying, but it doesn't really get in the way of anything we want to do. Plus, whenever we want to, we can kill it.

 

I have to admit. You guys didn't do too badly... last year. How are those tables looking this week? Oh, okay. Just wondering.

 

how's that metro trophy case looking?

 

Yeah nice moves. Please, please Mr. Lalas, keep MPF alive!!

Oh yeah, I hate NY/NJ too!!

 

Look, there's the La Manga Cup in the corner!

 

And here's the Metros championship parade at Giants Stadium!

 

The New York Times' special Metrostars championship edition

 

The Metrostars championship reception at the White House:

 

I wonder if we could get Erik Imler to build the Metros a shelf in Bradley's office to hold the La Manga Cup and ten years worth of participation medals.

 

Pretty much a given since he was living in Dundalk under the name "John Keitz"


http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/06/25/AR2005062501286.html

 

So now they have the king of doughnuts to go with the king of goals. whoop-de-doo, they'll do jack sh!t. And no one will ever know about it..

 

If memory serves, you lot were ahead of us in the standings last September as well. How'd that work out for y'all again?

 

Don't sully the good name of New York State with the scourge of the New Jersey Metrostars.