Christian agreed to update me on the the team in LA. I'm in a hurry and translated through bablefish. Enjoy. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ We finished landing in The Angels beautiful. I watch ahead at this weekend, seeing the great attractions. There was much people in the airport that watched we fixedly, shouting the stimulus to Freddy, and being very courteous. I am nervous around all the public, like in my country of origin the acute objects of the shot of people occassionally at the players of soccer. In time, I suspect that I will begin to trust the American public like Pacific group. Now I am sending this email of the terminal of the airport whereas we waited the bus of the car. Many of the players are being enjoyed trying to reconstruct the famous advertisement of Nike. Unfortunately, I do not think that Ezra and Brandon will be able to fit through the inclined channel of the baggage. Once again he is amazing to me how she is relaxed and calm people are in this country. In my home, we had to be escorted through airports by the police with the ferocious eyeteeth. I am glad there are not dog in this airport. I am watching ahead at the game Sunday. As I understand, Peter can surprise the equipment of the city of Kansas. We have many ready ideas and he is listening to the players. Nevertheless, I do not think that we will use the idea of Horseradish tree Olsen to play with the uniforms used by the city of Kansas from many seasons past. Horseradish tree says that very they are becoming with many colors. I agreed to wear one ahead for a session of the practice. We are everything on the verge of obtained haircuts. Jaime has convinced to us to that we make our numbers shave in our hair. Desire that I was Ezra, as I'm not sure how my hair will watch soon. Timoteo, happens please throughout my respect to the great ventilators of the DC United. These are truth great ventilators, and again, desire to thank for them not to threaten the lives of the players. The God Blesses, Christian
Not sure what this Horseadish tree is that he speaks of but I am glad they are not planning on utilitizing this strategy
"Nevertheless, I do not think that we will use the idea of Horseradish tree Olsen to play with the uniforms used by the city of Kansas from many seasons past." WOWZERS! "We are everything on the verge of obtained haircuts. Jaime has convinced to us to that we make our numbers shave in our hair." I love this fvckin team, I really do.
Tim, My spanish is a bit rusty. Can you pass this back through babelfish and send to Christian for me. The ventilators are in much excitement on our chairs. We have pledged a mackerel to live for the moment of the television when the group of men in black clothes truncate the women looking weak otters of Kansas town. We work on our dinners to order a pleasant stomach in the advance of the Chalice participation match. Many of the girly looking ventilators have speeches about dripping eye sockets. With large peices of my leather, I ask that you matriculate and force the dripping of DC ventilator eye sockets once more with a vanguard action on the Chalice participation match. Walk with Yahweh, Bambule
A couple things jump out at me from this email 1) It can be scary as ******** to be a soccer player in South America 2) He genuinely feels welcome and appreciated 3) If Ben is Spanish for Horseradish Tree that is frickin awesome. Think Ben might spit gatorade on someone for that one? If so is it Horsey Sauce? 4) Olsen is H-I-larious trying to get Gomez in one of those old rainbow uniforms.
So errors were made in the perusal of this at my place of business. Exiting that building of boredom, I was needing to change my pantaloons. Luckily the liquid dripping from my eyes made security think I had been gassed, which then explained the mess dripping down my legs. --kravi
As are half the things that come out of a babelfish translation and an even higher percentage of things coming out of an "unofficial" babelfish translation!
For Example: "Like half of the things that leave a translation of babelfish and of a percentage even more stop of the things that leave "unofficial" translation of babelfish!"
Why does Ben Iroha only post his musings to the SE list, anyway? If Christian can get on BS, I think Ben should too