I can see the future!

Discussion in 'D.C. United' started by MeridianFC, Aug 26, 2002.

  1. MeridianFC

    MeridianFC Member

    Jul 26, 1999
    Washington, DC USA
    In my mind's eye I can see the next month's Washington Post sports section headlines

    September 1, 2002
    "United: No way Jose"
    San Jose hold DC to a 0:0 draw at RFK. United fail to capitalize on majority of possesion with paucity of shots.

    September 8, 2002
    "You say you want a Revolution"
    Battling for the last remaining playoff spot in the east, the Revs see off United with a 2:0 victory. United's scoring woes continue.

    September 13, 2002
    "Clint: Make my day"
    Metros keep up pressure on New England following 1:0 overtime win at Giants Stadium. This is the 2nd time Mathis sinks United in just over two weeks.

    Setember 15, 2002
    "Day late and dollar short"
    Quintinilla gets 4th minute winner in 1:0 victory, but it's too late to help down and out United into the nearly all inclusuive post season.

    September 20, 2002
    United are thrashed 5:1 in a meaningless last game of the season against play off bound Dallas. United front office left to ponder off season shake up. Etcheverry looking to South American move.
  2. Richth76

    Richth76 New Member

    Jul 22, 1999
    Washington, D.C.
    One can dream Kelly!

  3. chayes

    chayes New Member

    Feb 29, 2000
    Raleigh, NC
    We'll be lucky if Goff isn't reassigned already.
  4. Etcheverry's Mullet

    Etcheverry's Mullet New Member

    Aug 22, 2002
    Does this mean that his mullet must also go? ;)
  5. morenolsen

    morenolsen New Member

    Jan 28, 2002
    Re: Re: I can see the future!

    Yep...best of luck.
  6. sebakoole

    sebakoole New Member

    Jul 11, 2002
    ...you missed one. As a sidebar to this article there will also be one entitled "Marco Blames Waterboy for not Dousing the Dallas Burn" which describes how Etch blames the DCU waterboy for the loss since he was not able to serve the players water and Gatorade fast enough.
  7. Topo

    Topo Member

    Feb 15, 2001
    Your crystal ball looks pretty accurate to me.

    The future is so dark I gotta wear shades.
  8. Z010 Union

    Z010 Union Moderator
    Staff Member

    Mar 28, 2002
    Philadelphia Union
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
  9. detter7

    detter7 New Member

    Jun 14, 2000
    Wow! You're a genius! This is so true! You should get an infomercial.
  10. TEConnor

    TEConnor New Member

    Feb 22, 1999
    Whatever you do, please don't wear the hat in the infomercial...or the shirt, yikes. Watch out Ronco.

    I've seen the light.
  11. GoDC

    GoDC Member

    Nov 23, 1999
    Hamilton, VA
    You have more confidence than I do.
  12. dcuinvermont

    dcuinvermont Member

    Sep 8, 2000
    Burlington VT
    Whow. You actually think we'll win a game? We'll that's better than I've been thinking so.
    Here's to relegation! At least next year we'll show those A-league teams a thing or two.

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