So said Hussein when he was turned over to the new Iraqi government. http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm...deast_afp/iraq_us_saddam_custody_040630175651 In his papers at the jail, they found the following alternative statements that Hussein was considering and rejected. I am Elmer J. Fudd, Millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht I AM THE AYATOLLAH! Of ROCK AND ROLLAH! I am Spartacus! I am the Walrus. Goo goo g' joob I am Indigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die. I AM WOMAN! HEAR ME ROAR I'm Yertle the Turtle I am not the Dread Dictator Hussein. My name is actually Ahmed. I inherited Iraq from the previous Dread Dictator Hussein, just as you will inherit it from me. The man I inherited it from is not the real Dread Dictator Hussein either. His name was Mustafa. The real Hussein has been retired 15 years and living like a king in Patagonia. I'm Henry the Eighth I am Henry the Eighth I am, I am I got married to the widow next door She's been married seven times before And every one was an Henry (Henry) She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam (no Sam) I'm her eighth old man, I'm Henry Henry the eighth I am I am a little teapot, Short and stout, Here is my handle, Here is my spout...
Other discarded options: I am Maxwell Smart, Secret Agent #86 of CONTROL I am the one your mother warned you about. I am a jet plane flying, limosuine riding, heart-breakin' son of a gun! My name is Bond, James Bond.
I'm Roseanne Roseannadanna I'm Raymond J. Johnson Jr. but you can call me Ray, or you can call me Jay..... I'm Chevy Chase, and you're not (this one might get him killed quicker)
I do not mean to make light of the whole situation, but I have a friend who is about to go over there and I am worried about her (she is a civilian who is a translator). She wanted to serve her country and so gave up a pretty good translating here in the US to go. She is not going to be making a lot of money, she is well qualified (and if I ever see Paul Krugman, I think I'll shove his newspaper up his ass). I guess I just want to feel a little better about things.