I Am Legally Changing My Name to Diego Chara

Discussion in 'Portland Timbers' started by Scoey, Oct 19, 2011.

  1. Scoey

    Scoey Member

    Oct 1, 1999
    Portland
    I am also getting a tattoo of his face. On my face.

    I am also changing the names of both my children to Diego Chara.

    I am also revising my resume to reflect that I attend the University of Diego Chara.

    I am also growing out my lawn and putting it in cornrows. Like Diego Chara.

    I am also getting my major surgery to make me 5'2" Like Diego Chara.

    I am also opening a restaurant just so I can serve a Diego Chara burger.

    Because he's that good.

    Please feel free to add your own suggestions.
     
  2. The Marquis

    The Marquis Moderator
    Staff Member

    Aug 13, 2007
    Washougal, WA
    Club:
    Portland Timbers
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    You should open up a food cart called Diego Char(a) Burgers.
     
  3. Shiver_Me

    Shiver_Me Member

    Aug 2, 2010
    Portland, OR
    Club:
    Portland Timbers
    Nat'l Team:
    United States
    I would think that title would be reserved--for fools that he's schooled!
     

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